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ungulateman

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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2010, 02:28:42 am »
Oh schist, another dwarven joke thread. You're mica me sick with these.
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 01, 2010, 12:52:33 pm
That's the great thing about this forum. We can derail any discussion into any other topic.
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It's not an embark so much as seven dwarves having a simultaneous strange mood and going off to build an artifact fortress that menaces with spikes of awesome and hanging rings of death.

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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2010, 04:07:23 am »
Quote from: Spiral42 on May 12, 2010, 08:10:24 pm
Whether planning to work with magma or not, Urist McSurveyor knows that bauxite is always a plus.

That took me several seconds, then made me groan more than any of the others in this thread.  Excellent work.
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2010, 04:17:27 am »
Quote from: ungulateman on May 13, 2010, 02:28:42 am
Oh schist, another dwarven joke thread. You're mica me sick with these.

Maybe I'm taking you for granite, but why copper old jokes? Chalk it up to poor imagination, I guess :P

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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2010, 04:19:40 am »
Quote from: ungulateman on May 13, 2010, 02:28:42 am
Oh schist, another dwarven joke thread. You're mica me sick with these.

Maybe you think igneous is bliss? Shale we continue, or are you going to get sedimental on us?
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on July 18, 2012, 01:28:32 am
So Ledi's been training the cats into an army of disposable warbeasts?  Why did no-one think of this sooner?!
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Hellcannon seemed to be constantly on the verge of death and Levergedon before my turn helped, but ultimately what killed it was Ledi's cat army.

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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2010, 04:25:46 am »
Nah, we can keep on talcing without him. If we wait we'll be here alunite.

(impressive use of igneous)
« Last Edit: May 13, 2010, 04:29:57 am by Retro »
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2010, 04:30:25 am »
These pines are getting gold [these puns are getting old]
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2010, 04:45:48 am »
Old? We haven't even hit our pick! Ore are you just petrified of laughing so hard you'll soil yourself? Besides, these jokes are too multi-layered to be coaled mere puns oh my god someone stop me
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2010, 04:46:51 am »
Quote from: Urist mc.miner on May 13, 2010, 04:30:25 am
These pines are getting gold [these puns are getting old]
Quote from: Retro on May 13, 2010, 04:45:48 am
Old? We haven't even hit our pick! Ore are you just petrified of laughing so hard you'll soil yourself? Besides, these jokes are too multi-layered to be coaled mere puns oh my god someone stop me
Don't ash us to stop, we're not done jet, Oakay?
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Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2010, 04:53:20 am »
...I tried to stop myself from making another, but in vein :\
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2010, 06:34:37 am »
Noble bedroom:30$
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Having your worst fear engraved right next to your bed:Priceless
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2010, 08:34:17 pm »
So two cats walk into a bar...
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2010, 08:46:30 pm »
A Dwarf, a Human, and an Elf are walking down a trail beside a stream when they stop to piss. Afterwards the human takes out some soap and cleans his hands "cleanliness is next to godliness," he says to the others. The elf takes some leaves off a nearby tree and wipes his hands with them "we elves have learned to use what nature provides for us". Meanwhile the dwarf pulls up his pants and begins down the trail and calls back "And our ancestors taught us dwarves not to piss on our hands".
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2010, 09:15:55 pm »
Quote from: kalida99 on May 14, 2010, 08:46:30 pm
A Dwarf, a Human, and an Elf are walking down a trail beside a stream when they stop to piss. Afterwards the human takes out some soap and cleans his hands "cleanliness is next to godliness," he says to the others. The elf takes some leaves off a nearby tree and wipes his hands with them "we elves have learned to use what nature provides for us". Meanwhile the dwarf pulls up his pants and begins down the trail and calls back "And our ancestors taught us dwarves not to piss on our hands".
Hey, that was pretty funny!
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Re: Dwarf Joke
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2010, 11:50:25 pm »
Quote from: Retro on May 13, 2010, 04:53:20 am
...I tried to stop myself from making another, but in vein :\

I was subconsciously forcing myself not to enjoy these, but after reading this my lungs just ab--

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