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[dragnar]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

But the British have "tea time", Americans don't have "hamburger time"

Now, we need to set up a fake ID for ourselves.

[Demonic Spoon]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

But the British have "tea time", Americans don't have "hamburger time"

Now, we need to set up a fake ID for ourselves.

Americans don't have hamburger time because all the time is hamburger time for them.

[Diablous]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

That.

thiiis.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is what almost got the other thread locked. Do you want that to happen here too?

what thread?

The elves thread.

[Cheeetar]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

But the British have "tea time", Americans don't have "hamburger time"

I have been dreadfully misinformed about America.

[Demonic Spoon]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

That.

thiiis.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis is what almost got the other thread locked. Do you want that to happen here too?

what thread?

The elves thread.

It didn't get locked? Just got a warning?

[Schilcote]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

But the British have "tea time", Americans don't have "hamburger time"

We're not actually all that into hamburgers. We eat them, but we don't... you know... have a "hamburger time" or anything like that. We do have a lot of restaurants that sell hamburgers, but that's mostly because they're a cheap food item that is still quite pleasing to eat.

Americans are more about terrible, terrible television programs and beer.

I have been dreadfully misinformed about America.

I wrote a really intriguing post about the state of america while still being funny, and the forum ate it. Perhaps that is for the best.

> Take the copper's face out of the mud. We DON'T want to kill anyone- if you don't then eventually someone will say "hey, you know, he hasn't killed anyone or anything, maybe he's innocent" or at least you won't have a murder investigation following you. Murder > hacking as far as law enforcement agencies are concerned.

Unless we already DID murder someone in cold blood, in that case bust a cap in his a**.

[Cheeetar]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

But the British have "tea time", Americans don't have "hamburger time"

We're not actually all that into hamburgers. We eat them, but we don't... you know... have a "hamburger time" or anything like that. We do have a lot of restaurants that sell hamburgers, but that's mostly because they're a cheap food item that is still quite pleasing to eat.

Americans are more about terrible, terrible television programs and beer.

I have been dreadfully misinformed about America.

I wrote a really intriguing post about the state of america while still being funny, and the forum ate it. Perhaps that is for the best.

Actually, I'm quite certain that my previous post ate it as opposed to the forum.

[Schilcote]

What is it with the Britain=Tea jokes in this thread? It would be like me sticking 'hamburger' into every sentence about an American...

It's funny. If you put hamburger into every sentence about an American it would be funny too.

But the British have "tea time", Americans don't have "hamburger time"

We're not actually all that into hamburgers. We eat them, but we don't... you know... have a "hamburger time" or anything like that. We do have a lot of restaurants that sell hamburgers, but that's mostly because they're a cheap food item that is still quite pleasing to eat.

Americans are more about terrible, terrible television programs and beer.

I have been dreadfully misinformed about America.

I wrote a really intriguing post about the state of america while still being funny, and the forum ate it. Perhaps that is for the best.

Actually, I'm quite certain that my previous post ate it as opposed to the forum.

Oh, I see. That was probably my fault then.

[Dave Mongoose]

I've just realised the irony of shouting 'For Queen and Country!', then a minute later beating down a policeman and leaving him to die...

[dragnar]

> Take the copper's face out of the mud. We DON'T want to kill anyone- if you don't then eventually someone will say "hey, you know, he hasn't killed anyone or anything, maybe he's innocent" or at least you won't have a murder investigation following you. Murder > hacking as far as law enforcement agencies are concerned.

This. (with only one i)

[Schilcote]

> Take the copper's face out of the mud. We DON'T want to kill anyone- if you don't then eventually someone will say "hey, you know, he hasn't killed anyone or anything, maybe he's innocent" or at least you won't have a murder investigation following you. Murder > hacking as far as law enforcement agencies are concerned.

This. (with only one i)

He's just another pawn of The Man! He ain't responsible!

In fact, he might not have been to our house to do anything mean to us at all- he might have been coming over to say "This big gang of cyberterrorists are about to come and kidnap your mother/sister/daughter/dog/self and force you to h4x0r the goverment and start a war that can destroy the world and stuff! I'll help you kill them all!".

[Dave Mongoose]

> Take the copper's face out of the mud. We DON'T want to kill anyone- if you don't then eventually someone will say "hey, you know, he hasn't killed anyone or anything, maybe he's innocent" or at least you won't have a murder investigation following you. Murder > hacking as far as law enforcement agencies are concerned.

This. (with only one i)

He's just another pawn of The Man! He ain't responsible!

In fact, he might not have been to our house to do anything mean to us at all- he might have been coming over to say "This big gang of cyberterrorists are about to come and kidnap your mother/sister/daughter/dog/self and force you to h4x0r the goverment and start a war that can destroy the world and stuff! I'll help you kill them all!".

I was thinking he may have been coming to employ us as a government hacker to uncover a criminal mastermind's plot - why else would he come alone?

But then... why would he come in the middle of the night... and why would he cut off our power (assuming that wasn't just coincidence)?

But yea, no killing...

Spoiler: Tea-Related (click to show/hide)

No one in England has 'tea time' anymore, except maybe the very old and the very posh - it was a Victorian thing, and is about as relevant to modern Britain as the Wild West is to modern America...

[dragnar]

Spoiler: Tea-Related (click to show/hide)

No one in England has 'tea time' anymore, except maybe the very old and the very posh - it was a Victorian thing, and is about as relevant to modern Britain as the Wild West is to modern America...

Aww, that makes england 10x less awesome.

[Ochita]

There are tea-Houses. one of which I go to.

[Karnewarrior]

The wild west is very relevant. We still have cowboys.