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Cheddarius

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2010, 06:46:23 pm »
Travel to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
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Spartan 117

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #46 on: May 15, 2010, 07:56:26 pm »
Run around the corner and K.O him with a pistol whip.
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Well, you know how if you take your thumb and forefinger and hold them up to your eye, you can make it look like you're squishing someone's head? It's like that, only for real.
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Re: H4cker
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2010, 10:11:36 pm »
Quote from: Spartan 117 on May 15, 2010, 07:56:26 pm
Run around the corner and K.O him with a pistol whip.
This.
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Re: H4cker
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2010, 11:55:29 pm »
Grab a bottle of spices from your cabinet(Unless your terribad at making fud and have no spices in stock) and throw some at the intruders, blinding zem! Afterwards pistol-whip K.O. them.
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Ottofar

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2010, 12:12:31 am »
Quote from: Cheddarius on May 15, 2010, 06:46:23 pm
Travel to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

This.
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Tarran

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2010, 12:40:06 am »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2010, 01:58:32 am »
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Re: H4cker
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2010, 06:16:47 am »
Quote from: Raviaric on May 16, 2010, 01:58:32 am
Quote from: Tarran on May 16, 2010, 12:40:06 am
Quote from: xtank5 on May 15, 2010, 10:11:36 pm
Quote from: Spartan 117 on May 15, 2010, 07:56:26 pm
Run around the corner and K.O him with a pistol whip.
This.
This.
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
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Re: H4cker
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2010, 06:19:19 am »
Stop this, you guys are going to get threads locked.
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Omegastick

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2010, 08:39:23 am »
Quote from: maxicaxi on May 16, 2010, 06:16:47 am
Quote from: Raviaric on May 16, 2010, 01:58:32 am
Quote from: Tarran on May 16, 2010, 12:40:06 am
Quote from: xtank5 on May 15, 2010, 10:11:36 pm
Quote from: Spartan 117 on May 15, 2010, 07:56:26 pm
Run around the corner and K.O him with a pistol whip.
This.
This.
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis keepin the legend alive
You are suddenly filled with courage and sprint forward after the intruder. You leap clear over several hedges to get to him and throw your gun at him just before he runs into the woods. The modified pistol whizzes through the air, just missing the enemy, only to bounce of a tree and knock the intruder out.

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2010, 08:46:15 am »
Excellent. Now, investigate the intruder, then set up his body so it looks like he tripped on a root or something and knocked his head; we don't want 'them' knowing we are acting all aggressive.
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Re: H4cker
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2010, 08:46:29 am »
Tie him up and interrogate him. And then abuse and molest him in horrible NSFW ways.
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Omegastick

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Re: H4cker
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2010, 08:49:25 am »
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 16, 2010, 08:46:15 am
Excellent. Now, investigate the intruder, then set up his body so it looks like he tripped on a root or something and knocked his head; we don't want 'them' knowing we are acting all aggressive.
You search the intruder for any information, and find an ID card reading:
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ID: 1194840
Scotland Yard
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You proceed to lie him facedown in a pile of mud.
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« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2010, 08:52:01 am »
He's just unconscious right? Search his body for anything interesting, important, or remotely valauble, mmm, on second thoughts the interrogation thing is probably not wise, see if he got anything conspicious from your house, if not run away without takign anything, if he has kill him and take all his stuff.
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Re: H4cker
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2010, 08:52:22 am »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on May 16, 2010, 08:46:29 am
And then abuse and molest him in horrible NSFW ways.
This.

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