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Fault

Piecewise

Footkerchief

WorkerDrone

Deon

Armok

Vector

[Vester]

This pageant manliness thread idea has been sitting in my head for a while.

It's simple. Just nominate your candidate for the MANLIEST FORUMITE ON BAY 12.

Rules:

1 ) You can't nominate yourself.
2 ) A nomination must be accompanied by evidence of that forumite's manliness. E.g. a post.
3 ) You can only nominate/second one candidate.
4 ) You MAY change your vote.
5 ) Toady is disqualified, because he's a god.
6 ) The forumite should have been active within at least the last week. So, no Kurtulmak.
7 ) Up to 6 7 nominees are allowed. (It was totally 7 all this time. Really)
8 ) You may nominate female forumites.

ERRATA:

9 ) Don't nominate me, I made the poll. BIAS!
10 ) Aqizzar is immediately disqualified, because of sheer levels of chin. His manliness is understood.
11 ) ToonyMan is disqualified, because he is Kamina.

Go, Bay 12! Choose your manliest!

EDIT: Should this be in forum games instead?

EDIT EDIT:

Nominees SO FAR:

* Fault - Nominated and Seconded. Nomination confirmed!
- for DEONIDEAS - Labs
- for all of his arts. - Jackrabbit

* Neruz - Nominated, awaiting seconding.
- for living in a vat filled with CONCENTRATED RAGE - Grakelin
- ?

* Piecewise - Nominated and Seconded. Nomination confirmed!
- For trying to eat his own tooth and for epic thread - Pathos
- For doing good work - Aqizzar

* WorkerDrone - Nominated and seconded, awaiting confirmation
- For punching someone out so hard he got tooth in his fist. - Realmfighter
- Seconded, because Janet will murder us all if he doesn't get in. - Janet

* Duke 2.0 - Nominated, awaiting seconding.
- For his taste in exotic eldritch dress (it makes sense in context). - Sensei
-?

* Vector - Nominated, awaiting seconding
- For Kendo beatings - Aqizzar found the evidence. I forget who originally nominated.
- For EPIC MATH SKILLAGE - Ein

* Armok - Nominated, seconded. Nomination confirmed!
- For not using spellcheck and not afraiding of anything - ChairmanPoo
- For having Eyearms - seconded by Pathos, evidence found by Aqizzar

* Footkerchief - Nominated, awaiting seconding.
- For having legendary Search-Fu - Vester
- Seriously, SEARCH-FU, DAMMIT. - Pathos

* Deon - Nominated, awaiting seconding
- For being so manly that the women he draws are manlier than the men - Fault
- Seconded by Toony. Toony needs no evidence, because he is Kamina.

[Grakelin]

brb, checking the life advice forum.

[sonerohi]

I nominate Vester, for this thread: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=40804.0

She is a woman who has far more MANGRIT than even Aqizzar.

Also, if someone nominates me, I will nominate and vote for them.

[Strife26]

Aqizzar, as the fairly elected Baron of the Forum, is clearly the most manly.

[Grakelin]

Funny that you mention Aqizzar, because I nominate him for this post.

I used to have an irrational fear of being stung by wasps, but that was overcome by living in a house that was constantly besieged by wasps.  I got to see just easy they are to destroy.

DESTROY.

Amusingly enough, I was looking through his posts for another manly post when I found that.

Also, chin avatar.

[alway]

Lol, 2 votes for "seriously." so far, with 0 for the others words.
Edit: Now 3 votes for seriously.

[Jackrabbit]

Oh God, I don't know I don't know.

Well, I do know Aqizzars going to win because that joke will never die.

[Vester]

Dammit, fine, I'll add a rule.

[Labs]

Fault, for this thread: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57066.0

[Duke 2.0]

 Fault, for m-

 Wait, didn't this same thing happen back with the baron election? I dunno how well this will turn out.

[Vester]

This is why Aqizzar is now immediately disqualified.

Fault, for this thread: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57066.0

One for fault. We need a second and third before he's a confirmed candidate.

EDIT: Duke, I guess that counts as seconding.

[Grakelin]

I was just looking through for other Aqizzar manly posts, like this one where he and his dad make fun of a soldier, too.

[Vester]

I was just looking through for other Aqizzar manly posts, like this one where he and his dad make fun of a soldier, too.

See that? Stuff like that is exactly why he's disqualified.

[Jackrabbit]

Suddenly this contest is interesting. No offense to the chin.

[Vester]

Everyone else gets a fighting chance, at least.