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[Jackrabbit]

Good thing I'll be lighting the Atlantic Ocean on fire.

Hey, you've got something productive planned for the summer, that's nice.

[LordMelvin]

And once the current attempt at an undersea dome fails, they're saying 90 days - which is to say, September, before they can get it choked off by drilling "relief wells"...

[Jackrabbit]

And once the current attempt at an undersea dome fails, they're saying 90 days - which is to say, September, before they can get it choked off by drilling "relief wells"...

Wait, undersea dome? You're serious?

I was right.

[Greiger]

Good thing I never go to the beach.

But what about the poor manatees?  I love those slow swimming, plant munching blobs of flesh.  WHAT ABOUT THE INNOCENT MANATEE!  ALL THE OIL WILL GET INTO THEIR BOAT PROPELLER WOUNDS AND GET INFECTED!

...the only wild animal I am fond of.  Ever since I saw a family swimming around in a small channel by the road...  It was a Dawwwww moment.

I <3 Sea Cows.

[HAMMERMILL]

Seriously though, if this crap ends up washing up on the coast of Florida here, I'm going to be so pissed.

[RedWarrior0]

On second thought, BP might not be a good choice of stock despite low price. If I wanted that, I would've bought GM stock recently.

[Cthulhu]

BP had another oil spill on the transalaskan pipeline.  If you buy BP stock now you're a dumbhead.

[smjjames]

BP had another oil spill on the transalaskan pipeline.  If you buy BP stock now you're a dumbhead.

That one was contained.....

Still, there are concerns about BPs other rigs and that there might be ANOTHER spill looming.

If that happens, alot of people will feel like strangling BPs collective throats.

[Grakelin]

I agree with Cthulhu. Buying BP stock now is stupid.

The best time to do it is right after the next spill smjjames is suggesting. That shit is going to balloon when all this blows over.

[kilakan]

If it gets into the gulf stream, and makes it's way to Canada, I'm coming down there to kick the ass of every single American I see, who might even be related to a person who caused this.

[Josephus]

If it gets into the gulf stream, and makes it's way to Canada, I'm coming down there to kick the ass of every single American I see, who might even be related to a person who caused this.

You might want to go after the Brits, in this particular case.

[kilakan]

No I just dislike the Americans.

[Josephus]

No I just dislike the Americans.

Well, carry on then, citizen.

[smjjames]

If it gets into the gulf stream, and makes it's way to Canada, I'm coming down there to kick the ass of every single American I see, who might even be related to a person who caused this.

You might want to go after the Brits, in this particular case.

You might as well kick the ocean since the gulf stream predates the US.

It will also pass really close to Cuba and could get to some of the Carribean islands that are in the far northeastern part of the Carribean. Bermuda could get slimed by the oil as well.

No I just dislike the Americans.

Well, carry on then, citizen.

Whatever.....

[Josephus]

If it gets into the gulf stream, and makes it's way to Canada, I'm coming down there to kick the ass of every single American I see, who might even be related to a person who caused this.

You might want to go after the Brits, in this particular case.

You might as well kick the ocean since the gulf stream predates the US.

It will also pass really close to Cuba and could get to some of the Carribean islands that are in the far northeastern part of the Carribean. Bermuda could get slimed by the oil as well.

Xerxes whipped the ocean. We would be remiss if we were to fail in following his magnificent example.