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[DJ]

http://fakescience.tumblr.com/

Dunno if it's old, but it's awesome. The oil thing is actually quite accurate 

[Siquo]

The sneezing one is actually true, I think 

[Jackrabbit]

I will! I will set my hand on fire!

[woose1]

Goddamn tobacco executives living in my lungs.

Get out of there, parasites! >: (

[Sensei]

Magma is what dwarves leave behind after digesting their food. This is why they don't use bathrooms, and how they can always start fires without matches or lighters.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

The sneezing one is actually true, I think 

What I don't get is the people who sneeze in really weird but not loud ways.  Mostly women who like, make weird squeaking noises, or this one sneeze I heard that was sort of like a small series of "achoos" said really quietly after the actual sneeze.  I'm not even sure how they do this.  If I tried to do something like that I feel like I'd give myself a bloody nose.

[DJ]

I always sneeze in bursts of 4-5 small sneezes. Dunno why, I just can't control it.

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