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[Jopax]

OH GOD

[Karnewarrior]

OH GOD

Jeeze, my story wasn't that awsome... 

[Sensei]

No doubt he means my story the work as a whole, or maybe the latest picture.

[Karnewarrior]

No, he totaly means my masterpeice.[/Joke]

[EagleV]

I have found Deonidas' current host!

Spoiler: Beware! Extreme manliness inside! (click to show/hide)

Original DUDEBRO Thread, worth reading

Not my art/idea btw, the original authors are in the linked thread.

[Urist Imiknorris]

You mean current body?

[Fault]

Dudebro is awesome as shit

I hope that's a real game

I like how he has sleeves, a collar, and a tie, and yet is also somehow barechested.

[Siquo]

One has to be careful not to confuse DEONIDEAS with Chuck Norris, to prevent repetition of jokes.

[Hungry]

I think my story will sum up why he never dies after you read it...after I finish writing it.

[Deon]

Because he savescums? o_O

[Hungry]

No because he's so manly...and now that I think of it my variant of Deonideas is maybe many times more so then originally intended...and lots more dark and ""I'll push my fist through your face just because I can"...

Spoiler: It still need some of the boring to write middle stuff and run through desciptors but heres a spoiler of the story.(WARNING do not read if you want to enjoy the finished product) (click to show/hide)

THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS: TO OWN THE HEAVENS.
Begins with deonideas boasting and enjoying much wine (Crinaeae wineskin) with socrates about a recent enslavement of several hundred persian solders (to which he assults mt olympus with as "lightning fodder") "at this rate I'll own the entire persian empire by years end." deonideas laughs mockingly, socrates jests "the persian empire is large my friend ....and only Zeus may own the heavens."    "I'll show you and that impudent bastard who owns what after I kick his lightning throwing ass of a cloud."     "but the gates to the heavens are locked and only the gods hold the way in.", "then I'll have to find a god to open them." "surely this is but a joke Deonideas, one cannot simple find a god on the street these days." "Then I will journey far to find one." "I have said I dont recommend it but I know of one god whom does not make his home in the heavens, the god hephestus cast from mt olympus for his lameness." "and where would You'd have me to find this lame god?"
dives into (mount etna) to take hephaestus' key to open the gates of mt olympus by force   where his axe is destroyed and later found in the possesion of death
arm wrestles hephaestus and brakes his fingers and arm
fights his way out of mt etna through scores of artifical solders and also accidentily setting free and saving a Kobalos to which follows him to mt olympus
assault on mount olympus killing several gods
dies after falling off mt olympus dragging zeus down by a held lighning bolt.
wakes up in the underworld quite angery
"You have sent many to me and now you come to join them in this the underworld, feast and be welcome."
sets eyes upon the queen of the underworld whos beauty does much contrast these the halls of the underworld.
beds persephone feeling the rush of spring bringing forth life to him once more.
"You have tasted the enjoyments of the underworld, and thus must stay forever." this the womanly embodyment of death said. "I have had my fill and am not much pressed to stay..." Deonideas said glancing around for a means of freedom, and finding his axe, which come to the underworld to join him in eternity, took it to hand,"...But let me give you a parting gift!" he said placing its head deep within her exposed breast, bringing an undesired look of contempt across her unnaturally beautiful face. "I shall have you...in time." she said begining to sound quite distant, "But not today." Deonideas said pulling the axe from her with a bloodless slurp, he look apon it in wonder but for an instant and she was gone replaced by nothing but empty air.
trying to walk plainly out but is seen by ceberus and draws the attention of hordes of foes through which he fights his way to the land of the living stealing charon's boat after punching him clean off it  punches the enterance to the underworld causing the opening to collapse crushing ceberus    deonideas having escaped death looked to the burning peak of mt olympus and says openly in defiance "It shall be mine." begins off away from the bloodied ruins of the underworld.

[Hungry]

that aint finished by the way...

[Huesoo]

You didnt capitalize Deonideas.

[Hungry]

it's a rough it will get proper capitalization after it's written out entirely...

Spoiler: with some exceptions to whats writen (click to show/hide)

because I'm going to hold the love scene because over half the people to read it will be under 18...THATS RIGHT YOU HEARD ME!  although it will go in the unrated version =P because I've writen that kind of stuff before..........for practice.

[smigenboger]

I like how he has sleeves, a collar, and a tie, and yet is also somehow barechested.

I believe that's his ABS nearly busting out of his shirt.