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[Hungry]

Spoiler: I dare say unless you want the epic of DEONIDEAS: TO OWN THE HEAVENS to be ruined DO NOT open this spoiler. (click to show/hide)

 YOU RUINED IT!!!
For real like it'd put an unfinished epic tale in a spoiler.

[Huesoo]

For the fuel Socrates had the perfect plan. Some chinese merchants just brought in just brought in a new powder that was highly explosive, but to give them an extra kick they needed bone, specifically, human bone. After making fun of their eyes and their undeveloped muscles Socrates bought all the powder, worrying greatly the republic. With loads of bones still left over from the cannon making, Deonideas ordered half of his slaves to grind the bone. Another sad thing to do was choose which slave to ignite the cannon, this ofcourse would kill him instantly. Caring for his slaves very much (even though he wipped and beat them) he valued all hundred or so of them, for they costed him a pretty penny. With the powder set, the cannon built, slave chosen and charge ready. They were ready to blow!

[Fault]

I like how the settings of Deonideas's adventures apparently range from Classical greece to savage fantasy land to medieval Europe.

exactly how old is this guy?

[Org]

Immortal.
Maybe he is some demi-god?

[Aklyon]

I like how the settings of Deonideas's adventures apparently range from Classical greece to savage fantasy land to medieval Europe.

exactly how old is this guy?

∞
(age may be +/- ∞, the guy who asked was seen flying several yards away from Deonideas' Axe and was very hard to understand when we found him.)

[Urist Imiknorris]

He is beyond such matters as time. Manliness is forever.

[Mephansteras]

Every time Death tries to take him, he punches death out.

Time caught up with him once....it didn't go well for time.

[Aklyon]

Every time Death tries to take him, he punches death out.

Time caught up with him once....it didn't go well for time.

Paradox?

[Fault]

so he can travel through time?

prepare for far flung science fiction adventure with: DEONIDEAS IN THE YEAR 2000

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

NO, I REFUSE WRITE THIS

[Org]

Yes and win. And maybe farther in the future.
The cyclops guy gets a bionic eye.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Yes and win. And maybe farther in the future.
The cyclops guy gets a bionic eye.

In exchange, Deonideas removes his other.

[Org]

Hehe.

[Karnewarrior]

NO, I REFUSE WRITE THIS

BUT I WILL!!!

OBSERVE, THE TOTALY MANLY
DEONIDEAS AND THE HOLOGRAM WOMAN!

Spoiler: Horrible writing (click to show/hide)

DEEONIDEAs was on teh motercicle. DEEONIDEAs took of f his helmet too look Cool while he rided his motercicle. It was a black stree t , and DEEONID EAs was hott on it, because black absoorbs the sunlite.

DEEONIDEAs wigled a funger at HOOLOGRAHM WOMENS, who wa s beeing hott and sexxy by the motercicle. she similed and loered her hed, Bowwing to DEEONIDEAs, who was her mastur cause she wa s a Slaves.

OH GOD I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE OF THIS DEAR LORD!

[Aklyon]

Yes and win. And maybe farther in the future.
The cyclops guy gets a bionic eye.

He tries to, anyway. but he gets banned from the hospital because he broke their computer record keeping.(it crashed trying to pronouce his name.)

[Sensei]

Deonideas doesn't die. He just moves to a new host.