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Author Topic: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION  (Read 19574 times)

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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2010, 02:26:29 pm »

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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2010, 03:20:59 pm »

For the fuel Socrates had the perfect plan. Some chinese merchants just brought in just brought in a new powder that was highly explosive, but to give them an extra kick they needed bone, specifically, human bone. After making fun of their eyes and their undeveloped muscles Socrates bought all the powder, worrying greatly the republic. With loads of bones still left over from the cannon making, Deonideas ordered half of his slaves to grind the bone. Another sad thing to do was choose which slave to ignite the cannon, this ofcourse would kill him instantly. Caring for his slaves very much (even though he wipped and beat them) he valued all hundred or so of them, for they costed him a pretty penny. With the powder set, the cannon built, slave chosen and charge ready. They were ready to blow!
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« Reply #92 on: May 13, 2010, 05:28:22 pm »

I like how the settings of Deonideas's adventures apparently range from Classical greece to savage fantasy land to medieval Europe.

exactly how old is this guy?

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« Reply #93 on: May 13, 2010, 05:51:42 pm »

Immortal.
Maybe he is some demi-god?
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #94 on: May 13, 2010, 05:54:10 pm »

I like how the settings of Deonideas's adventures apparently range from Classical greece to savage fantasy land to medieval Europe.

exactly how old is this guy?

(age may be +/- ∞, the guy who asked was seen flying several yards away from Deonideas' Axe and was very hard to understand when we found him.)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #95 on: May 13, 2010, 05:55:11 pm »

He is beyond such matters as time. Manliness is forever.
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« Reply #96 on: May 13, 2010, 05:57:23 pm »

Every time Death tries to take him, he punches death out.

Time caught up with him once....it didn't go well for time.
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #97 on: May 13, 2010, 05:59:59 pm »

Every time Death tries to take him, he punches death out.

Time caught up with him once....it didn't go well for time.
Paradox?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #98 on: May 13, 2010, 06:01:47 pm »

so he can travel through time?

prepare for far flung science fiction adventure with: DEONIDEAS IN THE YEAR 2000

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« Last Edit: May 13, 2010, 06:04:36 pm by Fault »
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« Reply #99 on: May 13, 2010, 06:04:25 pm »

Yes and win. And maybe farther in the future.
The cyclops guy gets a bionic eye.
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« Reply #100 on: May 13, 2010, 06:05:48 pm »

Yes and win. And maybe farther in the future.
The cyclops guy gets a bionic eye.

In exchange, Deonideas removes his other.
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« Reply #101 on: May 13, 2010, 06:06:00 pm »

Hehe.
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #102 on: May 13, 2010, 06:47:02 pm »

NO, I REFUSE WRITE THIS
BUT I WILL!!!

OBSERVE, THE TOTALY MANLY
DEONIDEAS AND THE HOLOGRAM WOMAN!
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OH GOD I CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE OF THIS DEAR LORD!
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« Reply #103 on: May 13, 2010, 06:51:54 pm »

Yes and win. And maybe farther in the future.
The cyclops guy gets a bionic eye.
He tries to, anyway. but he gets banned from the hospital because he broke their computer record keeping.(it crashed trying to pronouce his name.)
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #104 on: May 13, 2010, 06:58:08 pm »

Deonideas doesn't die. He just moves to a new host.
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