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Author Topic: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION  (Read 19481 times)

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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #75 on: May 12, 2010, 09:07:52 pm »

The Iliad is a monsterous text, so i wouldn't be surprised if you only did a little bit, most modern translations also take quite a lot of liberty with the text, adding in bits to make it more readable to the average man and soforth.

The really sad part is that the Iliad makes several mentions of other books written by the same guy, which were all similar epics about heroes doing what heroes do best (killing people, looting their houses and raping their women, not neccessarily in that order), but the Iliad is the only one that's survived the ages.

Also, we've been calling "The Odyssey" the "Illiad" for the entire previous discussion. Good job, us! *headdesk*
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #76 on: May 12, 2010, 09:09:05 pm »

We're awesome.


They're both poems attributed to Homer, and the Odessey is the sequel to the Iliad, so it's all good.

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« Reply #77 on: May 12, 2010, 10:35:29 pm »

Yup, because WW2 being the sequel to WW1 is okay, too. [/obvious]
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« Reply #78 on: May 12, 2010, 10:40:29 pm »

Yup, because WW2 being the sequel to WW1 is okay, too. [/obvious]

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« Reply #79 on: May 12, 2010, 11:18:51 pm »

Yup, because WW2 being the sequel to WW1 is okay, too. [/obvious]

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #80 on: May 13, 2010, 12:07:09 am »

Ugh, do I dare write one of these? Is it still funny? ...oh well. Why not. It can't be worse than the Mechwarrior E-book. Lastly, I fixed a mistake in the header title.

DEONIDEAS and the SORCEROR
by §ilmaron L'áberas.*
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Hope y'all enjoyed the corny.

*Bogus characters are manly. So are umlauts, but I forgot the related codes.
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« Reply #81 on: May 13, 2010, 12:27:56 am »

Well, no one said Deonideas was smart. His yelling made sense, in a stereotypical warrior kinda way.
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« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2010, 02:04:34 am »

THE STORY TO GO WITH THE IMAGE

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« Last Edit: May 13, 2010, 02:09:11 am by Fault »
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #83 on: May 13, 2010, 02:39:26 am »

I daresay this is Deonideas' theme song.

Also, art I shall post. Today or tomorrow!
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« Reply #84 on: May 13, 2010, 06:54:28 am »

Great stories and artwork! It's kept me thoroughly entertained!

Fault, you are an endless source of inspiration! I also drew a cover for The Woman of Fire, though I had to reduce the image size so it wasn't so big. Feel free to edit it however you see fit!

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« Reply #85 on: May 13, 2010, 09:53:45 am »

Great stories and artwork! It's kept me thoroughly entertained!

Fault, you are an endless source of inspiration! I also drew a cover for The Woman of Fire, though I had to reduce the image size so it wasn't so big. Feel free to edit it however you see fit!

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That is AWESOME. Mind blowingly awesome. :333!!
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« Reply #86 on: May 13, 2010, 11:09:18 am »

GODDAMNIT, DARKERDARK

Your art is awesome.
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #87 on: May 13, 2010, 11:49:25 am »

damn all this awsomeness is making me want to make a deonideas story...and that is not a good thing...my stories always end up dark.

So I'll write one expect it when you see it.

OK i have the ending wrote I just need the begining...
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Re: THE EPIC OF DEONIDEAS - MANLY FANTASY FICTION
« Reply #88 on: May 13, 2010, 12:58:48 pm »

So what can I make into an explosive that Deonideas could use to blow himself to the sun?
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« Reply #89 on: May 13, 2010, 01:30:20 pm »

Fault, you are an endless source of inspiration!
thankyou!

I also drew a cover for The Woman of Fire
that's great - I'll add it to the Original Post with Wilfor's story.

Feel free to edit it however you see fit!
All I could think to change would be to make it a bit darker, but it looks good for now.

So what can I make into an explosive that Deonideas could use to blow himself to the sun?
dare I say... Persians?
« Last Edit: May 13, 2010, 01:35:20 pm by Fault »
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