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Hook up FAILCANNON to magma sea (powered by a huge dwarven reactor).

11 (28.2%)

Build a castle over the fortress entrance.

11 (28.2%)

Flush all the grime from Battlefailed with carefully arranged sewage system.

7 (17.9%)

Construct opulent quarters for every dwarf in Battlefailed.

3 (7.7%)

Get rid of every Forgotten Beast using huge cave-in traps

7 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 39

Voting closed: July 31, 2010, 02:35:48 pm

[Lucus Casius]

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

I'm calling a turn!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Should we import the rest of the current turn list?

[Robocorn]

You'll have to PM them because they definitely didn't know they signed up for Failcannon:The Fortress of Failure.

If you guys last a year I'll give you a link in the OP.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Duly noted.

[Glacial]

Please do transfer the turn list. You can ruthlessly efficient on deadlines for those who don't indicate continued interest.

Also, I believe SethCreiyd has a prologue coming.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Also duly noted. I'll add SethCreiyd's prologue when he's done.

[nordak]

Hmm, sign me up.  Also, any particular rules on the embark/reclaim?

[dragonshardz]

* dragonshardz coughs, points at FailCannon.

This fort's impossible to reclaim - they just haven't updated it recently.

[Korva]

Thanks for an amusing read. I loved the rough beginnings, the tantrum spirals, the accidentally flooding and the aptly named FAILCANNON -- not to mention the oddly appropriate way it ended.

Now, onwards to the sequel thread ...

[masam]

So...if there's a sequel thread, do we ask for dwarfing here or

[dragonshardz]

*coughcoughcoughHACKcoughHACKcoughcough*

[Chagen46]

-claps hand slowly-

Bravo.

Fucking bravo.

I got to this thread from the Legends thread. Wow. I spent four days reading the whole thing. This was simultaneously awesome and mind-blowing. And hilarious.

Only in DF can something this epic happen.

Only in DF.

[matioshka]

7th Malachite, 509


I meander into baseless speculation here, but it seems to me as if all dwarves are driven by some force that we are unable to resist, yet cannot quite understand or put our finger on. If, truly, that is so, then escaping beyond this force is surely the only way in which a postdwarven society could possibly flourish?

8th Galena, 509



We've just had another possession. But what if it is in fact, us that are possessed?

You trying to break the fourth wall there?

[laularukyrumo]

PERISH IN MAGMA, FOUL NECROMANCER!

[Evondral]

I'm wondering if anyone has an archive of this thread, or a document of it? Most of the pictures here are dead or broken and I'd love to see them!