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Author Topic: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years  (Read 6945 times)

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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2010, 09:46:48 pm »


There is no problem the proper application of explosives does not solve.Not that I'm saying anything.That's just a quote i thought I'd throw in.

/end horrible,horrible advice.
my condolences to your situation.Are you in college or high school? guess it doesn't matter,if your state hasn't passed CC laws.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2010, 09:47:59 pm »

Messing up on a film project which I have to burn right now.
My comp cant handle the entire film, so I have to burn it to three different discs. It takes a while.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2010, 09:48:45 pm »

Oh no man the school kicked them out and my state is this |-| close to conceal and carry. In the meantime I talked to administration and got permission to check in two (2) legal knives in the morning and check them out with me after school, for protection, until it is ascertained that "the hostile environment calms to a level where all can feel comfortable and secure without means of violent self defense".

Ah, lucky break, then. =p
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« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2010, 09:59:55 pm »

They used baseball bats on you, and you're carrying knives? You do realize knives are essentially useless in self-defense to begin with, aside from intimidation, as they have no stopping power (they leave nasty wounds, just not ones that incapacitate someone fast enough to make a difference), and you expect to use them against multiple individuals with bats? There's not really much that would actually help, short of a gun or large attack dog/bodyguard. Maybe a heavy sledgehammer, assuming you were strong enough to use it effectively, but even that's a long shot...
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2010, 10:26:33 pm »

Try flashbangs.  Those might do something.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2010, 10:45:32 pm »

So far I haven't done much that's all that stupid. The closest I got was digging a huge snowbunker in the snow pile in the middle of the school parking lot. It had room for a dozen people, what was incredibly dangerous. (Example: A half ton of ice could fall on us at any moment!)
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2010, 11:32:56 pm »

(they leave nasty wounds, just not ones that incapacitate someone fast enough to make a difference)

Because slashing a tendon or stabbing someone in the eye does nothing?

I don't know, dude.  Yeah, bats are bats, but if you manage to dodge the initial swing and get in close with your knives I'd say your opponent is pretty damned screwed.  These are kids, not trained soldiers.  I'm kind of doubting that any one of them could easily take a stab wound and keep going.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2010, 11:43:30 pm »

I've been stabbed before.
If you don't have special training, you're in serious pain no matter where you get stabbed.

Anyway, at the end of elementary school (sixth grade graduation), I hid beer cans around campus.
More recently, I've made napalm grenades out of tennis balls, molotovs, a few bottle rockets, and this one time, I took about ten bunker bombs, unrolled them, spliced the ends, spread them along the street and lit the end.

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« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2010, 12:02:46 am »

^Yeah.getting stabbed is no picnic.If you have enough adrenaline,you can get by,short term.but as soon as it wears off,it gets intense.
some Kevlar vests don't stop knives.A fact i learned the hard way.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2010, 12:07:14 am »

Knives > Kevlar

You guys are crazy though, I haven't gotten into any of the magnitude of shenanigans you guys have.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2010, 12:09:41 am »

Yeah, Kevlar is designed to spread out the blunt force of a bullet, not stop a knife from cutting you.

Do railguns count? It's not even started yet, but I have a plan.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2010, 12:10:16 am »

Railguns only count if you aren't doing in it in a science classroom under supervision of a consenting adult.

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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2010, 12:10:46 am »

What if the adult doesn't want to be there?
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2010, 12:11:14 am »

Then they aren't consenting.

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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2010, 12:13:00 am »

Yeah, Kevlar is designed to spread out the blunt force of a bullet, not stop a knife from cutting you.

Do railguns count? It's not even started yet, but I have a plan.
Yeah,i wasn't exactly planning on getting stabbed that day,but i digress.
Rail guns are good,wholesome fun,and should be created by all aspiring tyrants and evil geniuses.And normal people looking for an armor piercing good time.
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