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[Enzo]

Way to make me feel as though I squandered my youth, Aqizzar, having never gone on an all-night vandalism spree.

I could probably pinpoint an event or two where I went way over the line, but I'd have to say overall it was the fact that the quantity and variety of intoxicants I consumed during highschool could take down a herd of elephants. Sometimes I wonder where I got the balls.

[alway]

A fun trick I discovered in middle school was to take apart a pen, then blow out a drop of the ink. Put it on the end of a pencil, then lightly tap the back of someone's neck with it. The immediate human reaction is to reach back with one's hand and wipe. This then smears the ink all over their hand and the back of their neck. Since pen ink is so concentrated, it is quite messy.

[sonerohi]

I had an asploded pen, so I took the tube and removed the metal part. Just open, plastic tube with ink. Put it up to someones ear and blew into it. Everywhere. Chaos.

[Vector]

Used to refuse to take my face out of my books.  This resulted in blind street-crossing many a time.

I also punched/wrestled with/kicked/got in fights with a lot of people.  This would have been more dangerous if they were bigger and more furious, I'm sure.

[Captain Hat]

Stored/hid several gigs of warez on the school's servers so everyone could have a massive LAN party. Took hardcore gay porn I found on Craigslist and photoshopped a guy I utterly despised into the leading roles, then showed everyone. Snuck out of our locked down lunchroom to hang around in the computer lab. Pretended to be JC Denton.

[Org]

Stored/hid several gigs of warez on the school's servers so everyone could have a massive LAN party. Took hardcore gay porn I found on Craigslist and photoshopped a guy I utterly despised into the leading roles, then showed everyone. Snuck out of our locked down lunchroom to hang around in the computer lab. Pretended to be JC Denton.

How did that gay porn thing go?

[Captain Hat]

Stored/hid several gigs of warez on the school's servers so everyone could have a massive LAN party. Took hardcore gay porn I found on Craigslist and photoshopped a guy I utterly despised into the leading roles, then showed everyone. Snuck out of our locked down lunchroom to hang around in the computer lab. Pretended to be JC Denton.

How did that gay porn thing go?

Well, he eventually saw it, got angry, got up into my face, I stood firm, he walked away. It was great for laughs, and it deflated his massive ego.

[Strife26]

I've got a list, mind you, I've still got 20 days to add to it.

Dangerous:
Raced a guy. We didn't go much faster than 75 though, and the street was pretty open (marked 40) and was deserted at the time.
Shared knowledge overmuch (I'm a bit prone to tell people how I'd do something, even if they probably aren't the types who should know how to construct explosives)

Stupid:
Fucked up my West Point Chances by missing deadlines.
My periods of Ennui where wouldn't do anything for a week.
Not doing homework, leading to being behind in classes (like the pile I'm trying to dig out of right now).

[Cthulhu]

I don't have anything.  There's one thing I did in school that I still have a scar from.

This Ukrainian kid came to the school.  He had a crazy Russian accent, said Chernobyl was full of mutants, fun times.  One day I discovered that if you rub the end of a pen vigorously against one of those cheap plastic binders kids use in middle-school, it would get crazy hot.  I did this, reached over, poked Ukrainian Kid in the arm with it.  Without saying anything, or even acknowledging what I did, he turned and stabbed me in the arm with his pencil, so hard there's still a gray spot on my arm.  That was...  5 years ago.  I've accepted it's never going away.

[Strife26]

I've got one of those spots as well. I had a pencil in my shoe and I stabbed myself with it, what, six years ago?

[sonerohi]

There is this one kid that everyone knows is a drug dealer, but the administration can't prove it without violating some laws themselves, so he is still here. He has a couple of friends, and as a group they have some 80 trips to juvie for various reasons. They were getting 'up in my grill' because I was flirting with his girlfriend after she initiated flirtation. I told him to fuck off, after he started going all tough guy and threatening a drive by on my house. Instead, they jumped me on my way to school. I got them back though, because two of them were storing bats in the Stuff Room and weren't on the baseball team, and one of them used his belt as impromptu brass knuckles, leaving a slight imprint that matched his buckle.

[SIGVARDR]

Yeah,it's not wise to mess with Ukrainians who think there the main character from S.t.a.l.k.e.r.  (video game about Chernobyl and mutants)

sonerohi:I wish i had some advice for that situation,but yeah,I'm a violent  person.my advice would boil down to illegal activities and a late night visit to the pier.bring concrete blocks.Hopefully the police will step in now that they have some concrete evidence,and such.

[sonerohi]

They have all 4 of em on assault, but our juvenile detention system just lets them out after a week unless murder or drugs above a certain amount are to be had.

[Pathos]

They have all 4 of em on assault, but our juvenile detention system just lets them out after a week unless murder or drugs above a certain amount are to be had.

No offence, man, but you're gonna be fucked if they try and get you back.

[sonerohi]

Oh no man the school kicked them out and my state is this |-| close to conceal and carry. In the meantime I talked to administration and got permission to check in two (2) legal knives in the morning and check them out with me after school, for protection, until it is ascertained that "the hostile environment calms to a level where all can feel comfortable and secure without means of violent self defense".