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Author Topic: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years  (Read 7134 times)

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So, yeah, what's the stupidest / most dangerous thing you ever did in your school years?

Mine was probably playing with fire with friends. We did stuff like burning upside down crosses into walls (never got caught, although there was a notice about it a few days down the line) and accidentally setting a certain part of the school building on fire (which was, luckily, stone). My hair (fairly long and goes in flames like a torch) nearly caught fire (in fact did do, once or twice) and my eyebrows almost got singed too many times to count.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 05:26:47 pm »

Walked home when I was about 10, through about 30 blocks of bad neighborhood. My parents were supposed to come pick me up, and they were like 15 minutes late, so I said SCREW THIS I know the way home. Off I went.

So I guess it wasn't THAT bad.

I did melt a little piece of a plastic plant using a lighter. It dribbled on the second knuckle of my index finger, and I still have the burn scar. I don't think anyone else in the world knew about that until you read it here.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2010, 05:30:52 pm »

Igniting thirty pounds of illegal fireworks via homemade molotov cocktail.
Flaregun duels.
Jousting in motorboats.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2010, 05:36:10 pm »

Me and a couple friends, at the end of highschool, trashed everything outside the building.  Everything.  We started by setting off fireworks inside the drainpipes.  Others reported hearing this from two miles away.  How in the Hell we didn't get spotted during the next two or three hours we were there, I don't know.  While walking across the parking lot, we noticed somebody who came by before us had egged the parking-security booth.  We knew we could better.

Most of the time was spent with a couple metal bars, breaking every single track hurdle we could find.  Dozens at least.  The ones we couldn't break were thrown in the creek.  The baseball field dirt-lot was covered in swearing, satanism, threats, and pornographic stick figures.  Chairs were strewn about.  And then broke a couple concrete benches, carried the pieces up the bleachers, and threw them down onto a tile-work table with the school's logo in cheap mosaic.

Having destroyed everything not part of the building itself, we then drove in circles around the same neighborhood, throwing firecrackers out the windows while playing Mezmerize at an inconspicuous billion and five decibels.  Dancin' in the desert blowin' up the sunshine, yeah man, we rocked.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2010, 05:44:06 pm »

Well,there was this house Out in the country,sort of owned by friends but pretty much just abandoned and rotting away, and such.So,My friends and I naturally decided that the best course of action was to blow it up.
 we managed to not start a huge wildfire,but you would never know a house used to be where it once stood.
That's when i realized i wanted to join the army.Good times,good times.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2010, 06:02:19 pm »

You all make mine sound like crap.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2010, 06:18:40 pm »

Table surfing down stairs.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2010, 06:20:37 pm »

Just got really really drunk. No-one seemed to care.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2010, 06:27:00 pm »

Yeah, that's lame.  Aqizzar is badass, but we knew that.

SEGVARDRGRRRRRR needs to explain more.  That sounds like an epic story, if you play it right.

I have yet to do the stupidest/Most dangerous thing during my school years.  I'll think of something good.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2010, 06:33:25 pm »

Eh.Explosives were made.explosives went boom.
The more i look back on it with better knowledge of what i was doing,the more i realize i could have blew myself up or others,or set off a wildfire or all of the above.Plus it was a waste of a pretty decent,termite infested hideout.
But it fulfilled the requirement of stupid and dangerous,so i figured posting was mandatory.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2010, 06:46:12 pm »

Better to rule under the open sky, as it rains bits of wood, than to serve in said termite-infested shelter.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2010, 06:48:20 pm »

Finding an anti-tank mine and jumping up and down on it. OK, it didn't have the ignition cap, but it was still not the brightest idea I had.

Disassembling anti aircraft bullets for gunpowder and doing stupid things with it.

Throwing bullets into fire for shits and giggles.

Ah, the times just after the war. Still, I was fairly cautious, when I remember what others did. One kid fired a rocket launcher indoors. One that was in my class shot himself through the leg. Another brought an AK47 to school because he had to repeat a year, ended up wounding himself.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2010, 06:50:16 pm »

Please describe in loving detail the events of that afternoon.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2010, 06:51:47 pm »

I scraped the rust off of a bunch of random crap and mixed this rust with some aluminum filings from inside an Etch-a-Sketch. Powder these things up and you get thermite.

I burned a hole into my driveway that went all the way through the concrete and into the ground below. It was pretty badass.
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Re: Stupidest / Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Your School Years
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2010, 07:04:30 pm »

In elementary, I unwound a paper clip then held both ends on the hot ends of a AA battery.  It got warm, then I put it away o_O

Years later, I was on the swings when some kid slapped me on the back of the neck and ran away.  Not quite sure what was going on, I kept playing on the swings, returned to class later, went home, and THEN I found the large, unsightly sticky piece of asphalt he stuck to the back of my neck.  Fifth grade was not fun.
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