Alright, so I don't think I made any mistakes this time...I think. Aside from probably misinterpreting things that should be obvious, of course
Urist: Fire a guided missile at the T-Rex: 4
You load your tank gun with one of your giant missiles and fire it at the T-Rex. You're not exactly sure how you fired it, seeing as it's basically just a giant pipe, but you did, and it seems to be heading straight for the T-Rex...
Dodge roll: 2-2=0
The T-Rex doesn't even try to dodge it. In fact, he opens his mouth and eats the missile. Maybe he thought it was a bird or something. Either way, the moment he bites down on your guided missile, it explodes and completely blows up it's head. It's mutilated, headless corpse falls down at your feet.
"See, this is why your species is extinct", you tell it as you wipe some off the T-Rex blood off your face. You kick it's body a few times and then leave, looking for something else to do.
Chuck Norman: Hatch dinosaur egg: 2
You decide you want to have a pet dinosaur, and figure that your EGG-LAUNCHER probably has a dinosaur egg in it somewhere. And it even has an EJECT-EGG button. You push it. An egg falls out of the gun and splats on the ground. This also happens the second time you push it. And the third time. Soon the ground is covered in egg white and egg yolks, as well as broken shells. But you don't give up. You keep pressing the button. It is around number 200 that you decide the EGG-LAUNCHER has unlimited ammunition. By the time you finally eject a giant egg, you are surrounded by a pile of broken eggshells that reach up to about your waist. But you did it! You finally did it! The egg rolls away from you as it starts to hatch...
It turns out, it wasn't a dinosaur egg. It wasn't even a lizard egg. Apparently, it was a Giant Chicken egg. The Giant Chicken climbs out of the egg, then looks around. It stares at the broken eggs surrounding you for a moment, and then looks at you with hate-filled eye. It starts running towards you, growing while it does so. It is already 3 times taller than you and is still growing. This creature won't be killed so easily...
Metalman: Stab the T-Rex (...with what? ): 3
You decide you want to stab the T-Rex, even though it is already dead. You reach for your knife, then remember you left it embedded in some elf's chest. You grab one of it's teeth instead and stab the corpse with it. The T-Rex doesn't care.
Li'l Robin: Hide in your barrel ( again. ): 2
You are still hidden in your barrel. You shift around, trying to get into a more comfortable position, but end up knocking over the barrel. You start rolling. You roll really, really fast. You must be rolling down some slope, although you don't recall seeing any slopes in the town that could be this high. Perhaps you are rolling underground, you think, then wonder why anyone would build a slope that goes this deep underground, much less place it next to a stockpile of barrels. Suddenly you feel far too tired to think. You close your eyes and doze off as the barrel keeps on rolling.
Blue: Cry:6-2=4 ( lucky
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You cry as the man turns around and starts walking away with your chainsaw. He freezes for a moment, then turns around and just stares at you. After a few seconds, he starts to laugh again, as do the other townspeople. He walks towards you and hands you your chainsaw, still snickering. The other townspeople look disappointed and go back to whatever they were doing before this. He spends some more time laughing at you, then turns around again and begins to leave.
Senor Penguin: Leave them all behind: 6
You decide you need to get away from the others. What good have they done, anyways? They summoned a T-Rex to eat you and killed your tame acid beetle! You close your eyes and meditate on how much you hate them and want to be far away from them. After a while, you open your eyes again...
...and see you are no longer in the town. Instead, you are somewhere cold. You look around you and see you are standing on a black bridge, made of a material you don't recognize. It connects a tall mountain covered in snow with a tall black tower that seems to be built into the mountain. The large black doors that are the entrance to the tower are open, and you can see lit torches around them. From the bridge, a path seems to lead down the mountain, but it doesn't look as if it has been used recently. Around this mountain, you see only more snow-covered peaks sticking out above the clouds. You didn't notice any mountains or clouds when you were in town, you realize, and decide you must be somewhere far away from them. What will you do now?
Sorry it took me a while to do this turn. I made the updates a lot longer than last time, though. I'm not sure why, I guess I just didn't feel like writing back then ( This is going to keep happening, probably ). At any rate, if I made a mistake again this turn, tell me so that I can give you a free item or something. We'll work something out.
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Topic: RTD Photobook! 4: Clowns, Toads, a God, a Giant Chicken and an acid pool (Read 7870 times)