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Josephus

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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2010, 01:42:02 am »

I Bet you havn't Seen the Anal Monster Yet(a forgotten beast)


You mean like a giant Goatse monster?

It's a forgotten beast for a reason.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2010, 06:54:12 am »

I Bet you havn't Seen the Anal Monster Yet(a forgotten beast)


You mean like a giant Goatse monster?

It's a forgotten beast for a reason.



Yeah, but the whole point of Goatse is you cannot unsee it.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2010, 09:47:45 am »

Ass=Donkey. Doesn't make a giant flying ass demon any less funny though.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2010, 07:43:02 pm »

The game has thongs in it. Make no assumptions.
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Vester

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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2010, 08:05:51 pm »

"Thongs" doesn't have to mean "male-stripper-g-string", you know.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2010, 08:17:17 pm »

Then it's female stripper g-string.


Oddly specific on the gender, though.


Why MALE? Usually people think FEMALE when they think thong.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2010, 08:19:01 pm »

When I hear or read about thongs, I think Bikinis, so that would probably be why.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2010, 08:25:14 pm »

Then it's female stripper g-string.


Oddly specific on the gender, though.


Why MALE? Usually people think FEMALE when they think thong.

Because men in thongs is funny.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2010, 08:39:53 pm »

It's funny until you realize that the type of men who wear thongs are normally the type of men who should not be wearing thongs under any circumstances.

Just like how spandex is a privilege, not a right people.

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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2010, 08:42:14 pm »

Also, a lot of girls wear thongs. It's kind of... normal?
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2010, 07:42:58 am »

Ass=Donkey. Doesn't make a giant flying ass demon any less funny though.

Wrong. Donkey is always called "Donkey" in the raws. There is no trace of "ass" in the raws. Thus, it is actually a giant butt.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2010, 02:08:11 pm »

Sorry to ruin the fun, but checking it's body definitions quite obviously reveals ass demons  as donkey-shaped. The name is a funny on Toady's part.

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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2010, 03:13:10 pm »

I just got a quest to go kill an ass fiend. I laughed a bit.
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2010, 06:49:58 pm »

 
Sorry to ruin the fun, but checking it's body definitions quite obviously reveals ass demons  as donkey-shaped. The name is a funny on Toady's part.
:'(
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Re: Ass monster
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2010, 06:50:21 pm »

 
Sorry to ruin the fun, but checking it's body definitions quite obviously reveals ass demons  as donkey-shaped. The name is a funny on Toady's part.
:'(
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