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Skorpion

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New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« on: May 09, 2010, 06:59:36 pm »
So. We have cartilage, nervous tissue, and hair. We also have organ meats and offal and suchlike.

Why not use a building akin to a mill/quern to process it all into an intermediary ingredient, like with plants? Something like mincemeat.
You could then cook the output, padding it with other ingredients.
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The *large serrated steel disk* strikes the Raven in the head, tearing apart the muscle, shattering the skull, and tearing apart the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Raven has been knocked unconcious!

Elves do it in trees. Humans do it in wooden structures. Dwarves? Dwarves do it underground. With magma.

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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2010, 07:54:26 pm »
Urist McAdventurer stabs the Elf Child in the lower body with his Hairy Dwarven Sausage, bruising the muscle and shattering the bone!


edit: thanks guys for suggesting the hairy part
« Last Edit: May 11, 2010, 11:28:01 pm by truckman1 »
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That's the point, it wouldn't be as fun to crush their souls if they didn't have souls to begin with.

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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2010, 11:00:59 pm »
I'd love a bit of dwarven sausage.

Now I just feel dirty.
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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2010, 11:54:48 pm »
This'll happen when cooking in general is implemented in more than its current rudimentary fashion.
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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2010, 02:37:59 am »
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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2010, 04:07:22 am »
Quote from: Footkerchief on May 10, 2010, 02:37:59 am
A search for "sausage" comes up with many results.
qtf.
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...Unless your message is "drvn 2 hsptl 4 snak bite" or something, you seriously DO have the time to spell it out.

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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 12:57:43 am »
Quote from: truckman1 on May 09, 2010, 07:54:26 pm
Urist McAdventurer stabs he Elf Child in the lower body with his Dwarven Sausage, bruising the muscle and shattering the bone!

You forgot to say from behind.

Edit: oops nevermind you didn't say what gender the elf child was, thank you typos!

Edit: Edit: then again it doesn't really matter.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2010, 01:01:32 am by Kelbin »
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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 10:57:35 am »
So is the sausage made with hair?  seems only right that they'd beard the sausage.
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Re: New food items: Dwarven Sausage, and other things.
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2010, 01:19:35 pm »
Quote from: Hyperturtle on May 11, 2010, 10:57:35 am
So is the sausage made with hair?  seems only right that they'd beard the sausage.

Dwarven sausage grows hair on it's own, you don't need to add it.
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