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RedKing

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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2010, 07:49:45 am »
I've seen worse. After all, I work for the government.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2010, 11:24:39 am »
What I want to know is why Kohls sells guns.  I thought they were a clothing store?
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2010, 11:32:12 am »
Quote from: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 11:24:39 am
What I want to know is why Kohls sells guns.  I thought they were a clothing store?
RF guns are for identifying inventory, not shooting people.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2010, 11:36:39 am »
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2010, 12:22:36 pm »
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Quote from: Cthulhu on May 10, 2010, 11:24:39 am
What I want to know is why Kohls sells guns.  I thought they were a clothing store?
RF guns are for identifying inventory, not shooting people.

Its a conspiracy!
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2010, 12:27:37 pm »
They identify your clothing whilst shooting you! Nefarious!
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2010, 12:39:54 pm »
Quote from: Jreengus on May 10, 2010, 12:27:37 pm
They identify your clothing whilst shooting you! Nefarious!

They then sell the clothing to your loved ones!
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2010, 12:42:07 pm »
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Quote from: Jreengus on May 10, 2010, 12:27:37 pm
They identify your clothing whilst shooting you! Nefarious!

They then sell the clothing to your loved ones!

Then steal it back again.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2010, 12:43:12 pm »
You all sound a bit disturbed. Allow me to soothe your fears with my RF gun remote personal massager.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2010, 01:03:02 pm »
Set RF Guns to Sear!

"Kohls: We have our shit together, unless someone bumps into a thing"
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2010, 01:21:24 pm »
This sounds to me like bad workspace design, so I wouldn't put all the blame on the forklift driver.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2010, 01:34:53 pm »
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This sounds to me like bad workspace design, so I wouldn't put all the blame on the forklift driver.

Good point. You put a concrete pylon in front of the fire control system's storage tank. But maybe that would violate fire code or something? Perhaps just a small concrete curb around it.

Or maybe an RFID klaxon that goes off in the forklift if it gets too close to a vulnerable item, like the RFID cage.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2010, 02:04:48 pm »
Or cover the forklift in Nerf.

Better yet, make the forklift OUT OF NERF. Damn, I'm good at this. I should be an industry consultant.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2010, 04:57:45 pm »
Or a NERF salesman :P

Yes clearly this could have been avoided if the forklift operater had removed those dangerous tines on the front.

I am not sure if they are called "tines" but it makes a heck of a lot of sense.
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Re: Today I witnessed a millon dollar mistake
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2010, 06:10:54 pm »
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