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[Aqizzar]

Armok, you should rent yourself out for birthdays and bar mitzvahs.  I bet you're a hoot to watch in action.

[ToonyMan]

Yeah I'll eat that ice-cream with my mind, just put it in the sun or something.

[Nilocy]

When he does eventually start 'renting' himself out to childrens parties theres going to come a day when the parent is a talent scout for a local media outlet.

"So, Armok, you got an agent?"
"In my mind I do"
"Thats cool, whatd'ya say about coming with me down to the TV station and running a few ideas through the mic?"

And so began. ARMOKS JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE RADIO STATION!!! NOW IN TECHNICOLOUR!

[eerr]

Armok will save radio with his blood.

And maybe some nukes.

Also I am seriously backed up on my posting here!

(Do not breed with thineself->)

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Your 'son' would have more of your dna than you do, and less too!

you have two pairs of dna strands in a chromosone, be it a y chromosone, 'The' X chromosone, or all those other chromosones which are x's too.

Most likely, just under 1/2 of the chromosones will contain duplicate DNA.
With cells formed, Identical chromosones release recessive genetic defects they carry.

Even if the 'double-you' clone does survive, If you have Brown/blond genes, making you brown-haired, your 'double-you' clone could be blond.
(1/4 chance, you know, like those punnet squares)


Due to a large number of factors, the only genetically viable clones in 2010 are twins/triplets/ect.
I am deliberately excluding test-tube clones because they are shitty.(dolly the sheep died a premature death)

[ChairmanPoo]

I am deliberately excluding test-tube clones because they are shitty.(dolly the sheep died a premature death)

Dolly the sheep was created in 1996. Techniques have improved since. Nowadays animals can be cloned somewhat reliably. Supposedly one company managed to pull off human cloning, but not much more has been heard in that regard

[Jackrabbit]

Older than Phantom, younger than you, probably.

We can only hope. Strangely it seems like people like you and me are in the upper age limits of this forum. A little bit distressing to know that this game is played primarily by 12-15 year olds. Corrupting the youth for giggles.

Armok's between 18-20 years old, probably 19.

And yeah, the average age down in the lower forums is 15-20. Don't that just weird you out?

[Euld]

The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".

Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O

[Jackrabbit]

The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".

Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O

Not if it's with yourself. Although I think that's what's being discussed.

[cowofdoom78963]

The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".

Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O

Not if it's with yourself.

Dont paint the cow black and call it a bear.

[Jackrabbit]

The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".

Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O

Not if it's with yourself.

Dont paint the cow black and call it a bear.

I sorta see what you're saying but I'd appreciate it if you tried to back up your claim in any way at all.

[The Doctor]

It's more like a really good jerkoff.

[Leafsnail]

This discussion is burning my soul.  Damn, if only there were some kind of dedicated thread I could post on saying that...

[cowofdoom78963]

The definition of narcissism is looking at yourself in the mirror and going, "God I'd like to have sex with that".

Wouldn't that also be the definition of gay as well? o_O

Not if it's with yourself.

Dont paint the cow black and call it a bear.

I sorta see what you're saying but I'd appreciate it if you tried to back up your claim in any way at all.

You are still sexing with a man.

[Jackrabbit]

That's true. I think it comes down to how you view it. I mean, you're sleeping with yourself, that's got a lot more in common to masturbation to me, but it could also be constituted as homosexual.

It's both, really.

[The Doctor]

It's like masterbating to gay porn!