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[Footkerchief]

If my female clone was hot, I'd definitely consider it.  It's only incest if at least one of you has imprinted.  (okay, that may be dangerously simplistic)

[piecewise]

We even dragged foot down into our inanity

Fixed

Sex with your own clone is masturbation.

[Soadreqm]

It's a lot more complicated than that.  At least if you're having children via sexual reproduction.

That article is all written in biologese and I can't understand it. :|

I thought sexual reproduction just picked each chromosome from one parent or another, resulting in exactly one possible configuration if both parents have the same chromosomes. Could you try explaining it yourself or something?

[Soadreqm]

Sex with your own clone is masturbation.

With our current cloning technology, unless you're willing to wait like sixteen years, sex with your own clone would be child rape.

[Nilocy]

@ Soadreqm
Nah, theres a process that goes on in the germ cells (the cells that make gametes) which pretty much jumbles chromosomes and shizz around)

@Footkerchief
Yeah, thats true. I guess it'd be more like giving birth to a twin, you'd be like 99.9999% the same or some such.

[piecewise]

Sex with your own clone is masturbation.

With our current cloning technology, unless you're willing to wait like sixteen years, sex with your own clone would be child rape.

I prefer to consider it "fondling myself inappropriately without my consent."

I believe that certain pious folks might have tried that rape argument to get out of being accused of masturbation.

I wasn't masturbating, my hand was raping me!

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An alternate answer: "Awesome right?"

[eerr]

Why is it that only now I am reminded about Edd's army of Meeeee's. And also that what the author shows happening makes no sense.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/527474
Eddicus
Sir Ed
Ed-guh

[Soadreqm]

I prefer to consider it "fondling myself inappropriately without my consent."

I believe that certain pious folks might have tried that rape argument to get out of being accused of masturbation.

I wasn't masturbating, my hand was raping me!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

An alternate answer: "Awesome right?"

Ah, but if you don't recognize a clone's rights as a separate human being, you lose your right to complain when it goes crazy. For example, if a clone decided to kill you in your sleep, that wouldn't be murder, that would be a lab accident.

Also, it is not as much "fondling yourself" as "fondling a newborn baby that is your identical twin".

Let me just repeat this for emphasis. What you are hypothetically doing here is raping an infant.

[Armok]

Lol Armok. You're basically saying you're some sort of magic brain wizard. I love it. You may be balls-out crazy, but at least you do it in an awesome way.

No. It's a simple trick, anyone could probably lern it. It's just not of enoguht use for anyone to bother doing so. I eman, who REALY wants to take a class so they can feel like they have eyearms?

It is not.  Anyone with   a fully-functioning brain and a capacity for abstract thought can   imagine a scenario with full or at least near-full sensory awareness.

"Full" is relative, and I'm not sure what you mean by "awareness", but it sounds significaltly narrower thann waht I can do.

[sonerohi]

ITT: Armok has magical powahz that grant him super senses. He is not sure what you mean by 'tasting' 'flavors of ice cream' but he can definitely do more than that.

[Armok]

ITT: Armok has magical powahz that grant him super senses. He is not sure what you mean by 'tasting' 'flavors of ice cream' but he can definitely do more than that.

No. I just can do it wihtout having an actual icecream. Althou as it dosnt actualy cause the asociated CHEMICAL effects it's not that much of a point doing spesificaly that.

[eerr]

ITT: Armok has magical powahz that grant him super senses. He is not sure what you mean by 'tasting' 'flavors of ice cream' but he can definitely do more than that.

No. I just can do it wihtout having an actual icecream. Althou as it dosnt actualy cause the asociated CHEMICAL effects it's not that much of a point doing spesificaly that.

Ah, but are you good at it?

[sonerohi]

Every single person that has use of the proper sense can recall shit like that. Every single non-tasteless person can think of a food and taste it in their mouth. Every person who has use of their nose can recall something and smell it. You would have to be incapable of said sense to not be able to use it in such a fashion.

[MrWiggles]

[eerr]

If I was the raptor, I would eat my clone.