I mean, I get asked "What's on sale?" and I just can't help but to respond with, "Whatever's on display."
I may have the wrong person, but don't you work at a deli? Or is it part of a large store?
Yes, you got the right person. The deli is part of a large store. Your standard market. I'm not placing names for the sake of the company.
I worked in a Deli from June 08 to August 09. It was an Atlantic Superstore Deli. I used to run out of meat/not have a particular meat in general, and people would scream at me to go look in the back for them. I would walk into the back shop door on one side, make my way around, and come out the other side (without stopping at the cooler, because I know I've got nothing) to tell them "sorry, mate, I looked, but there's nothing there, try again on Sunday when we replenish the stocks".
Also, our cart cowboys were useless (except for one, who, ironically, got fired). The carts were always scattered across the parking lot. One day, the dude didn't show up, so the manager on duty (who was relatively inexperienced and didn't realize that the deli clerk actually has a busy schedule) ordered me to go out in the rain and do his job as well as mine. It took me 5 minutes to collect all of them. The next day, the cart cowboy complained about how hard his job was, and I lolled.