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[Haspen]

Am I alive or was one of those that got included in 'I let one dwarf in and this happens' event?

[nahkh]

You're still alive, having a grudge against Chaos.
You're one of the male dwarves I let in at than point. Actually, he's one of the few dwarves who don't have a room. This'll be fixed soon once I get the clan quarters set up.


EDIT: Oh hey, when did that happen? Joshua and Chaos had a son. Don't think I noticed. He's 21 days old, fat, and now named Lapse.

[dwarfguy2]

What the FUCK is it with these goddamn refugees?
I have almost seven pages worth of dead dwarves in here. SEVEN PAGES.
Not to mention all the other dead stuff.

And still they come.



This latest batch of migrants had a bunch of fighters in there, they managed to take some zombie elephants down. The whole surface looks like this:




Argh.

chaos is pleased.

[Demonic Spoon]

Not bad, but check this out.

[abculatter_2]

Not bad, but check this out.

It's like the holocaust in Dwarf Fortress, but with Giant Eagles.

[Flagrarus]

I'll take a dwarf. Any dwarf. Named Flagro

Oh, and the story is awesome so far

[r3d5kull]

Just ignore trying to remind myself to finish reading this when I get home

[r3d5kull]

OK just read up to the end... Can I call a dwarf


any profession
name Johann Schmidt

[nahkh]

Yeah, I think there's enough unclaimed dwarves to go around.

Just letting you guys know, I got drafted into help paint my parents' house, so I'm not at a computer that can run DF with any playable speed. Will be back sometime near the weekend.

[MrBrave]

I love your writing style. Absolutely hilarious. Count me in for a Dwarf, preferably the random mason who keeps throwing parties.. Call him Losteriksson. He shall be legendary.

[nahkh]

Ok, back, and WOOOO OpenGL! FUCK YES.

So lets see. Ah, dwarf requests.

[darkflagrance]

How is my dwarf doing?

[nahkh]

Gave out the dwarves.
You guys got the kids, and there's one more left.

Hmm. I decided I won't take reservations for the new kids. Instead I will give the dwarf for the first person to request it after I post baby pictures.

darkflagrance: Which one was yours?

[nahkh]

Well, fuck.

That's the second cavern.
There goes my brilliant plan to safely create a cistern. Hmm. I guess I'll just have to think of something else.

So we got monsters above, monsters below, dwarves in the middle and a party in the dining hall. Sounds good to me.

[Haspen]

Clear glass golem! RUUUUUUN!