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[Lokii]

Phew. Dosen't look like military dwarves are gonna be getting much action unless the elephants attack while your getting the stuff. Or a wall comes down of some-such thing.

[nahkh]

WHY DOES THIS WORK?!
I'm cutting down trees with wooden axes
THE INSANITY

Reminds me of that one dwarf who was pumping magma using a wooden pipe.

Speaking of wooden pipes, Brak gave birth to a baby boy today. Here's a pic.

[LordSlowpoke]

WHY DOES THIS WORK?!
I'm cutting down trees with wooden axes
THE INSANITY

And when I thought I used up my entire day's worth of insanity in my fort (where I managed to get buzzards to steal off kobolds). Ah, I never cease to amaze myself.

[Demonic Spoon]

All shall be humbled and awed by my fecundity! How're things going nahkh?

[nahkh]

Takin a little break to watch doctor who with my bro.
 Be back later.

[Demonic Spoon]

NO BREAKS. PLAY DWARF FORTRESS. DO IT.

[abculatter_2]

Draft him them undraft him! Wait, you can't do that in the current version...

Well, I guess all we can do now is yell at the computer screen.

[nahkh]

On Break

[Heron TSG]

Wooden axes? I seem to remember some bug wherein the weapon is named after what its handle is made of, not the blade.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Wooden axes? I seem to remember some bug wherein the weapon is named after what its handle is made of, not the blade.

Wooden training axes, probably.

[nahkh]

Wooden training axes.
Wooden axes.
Axes made of wood.

Cu-cutting wood.
Wood cutting wood.
AAARGH WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[LordSlowpoke]

Wooden training axes.
Wooden axes.
Axes made of wood.

Cu-cutting wood.
Wood cutting wood.
AAARGH WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

FIGHT ELVES WITH ELF CORPSES
THIS IS FUCKING DWARF FORTRESS

[Oglokoog]

Wooden training axes.
Wooden axes.
Axes made of wood.

Cu-cutting wood.
Wood cutting wood.
AAARGH WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

It's sharpened.

[Urist McOverlord]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wooden training axes.
Wooden axes.
Axes made of wood.

Cu-cutting wood.
Wood cutting wood.
AAARGH WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

This is Dwarf Fortress. A game where you can build a totally indestructible wall out of anything. From salt to soap to wood to stone to FRIKKIN' STEEL!!! The same size log that makes a full dwarven bed also makes a single earring with NO. WASTE. Giant BALLS OF VOMIT invade our forts and KILL HUNDREDS OF TRAINED WARRIORS until knocked into a chasm BY A FRIKKIN' KITTEN! If we can't CUT DOWN TREES with a WOODEN AXE, then NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!

WELCOME TO DWARF GOD-DAMN FORTRESS. HOPE YOU LIKE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_!!!!!!!!!

Too Crazy; Don't read.
I love this game so much...

[nahkh]

Back from break. Let's see, what was I doing. Oh yes. Building coffins. Oh I won't actually put anything in there, they'll just be some sort of weird dwarven memorial for each dead person. And there are many.

Edit: Hmm oh yeah. A permanent food source for the refugees. It'll be tough. I won't do trading, just because. Maybe the second cave has something edible. Aboveground farming is also out, due to skelephants.