Blame the late turn on RL, IL and Chrome's ability to thing Ctrl+R=Refresh and not Replace. Seriously, I had a reinstatement!
TURN VI-NO COMMENT
Armok save me!
Pray for divine intervention
(4) Damn, there goes the reinstatement. Armok hears you and will heal (6) but demands you will be responsible for at leash 10 kills in battle. Do you agree? (It's a free action.)
Keep the bottle of alcohol. Vote to fly the Black Flag. Man the cannons!
(1) BANG. You kill Barbwire. This didn't happen in the first write-up, but it's damn convenient.
MAN THE CANNONS! PREPARE TO FIRE! ENGAGE IF THE BLACK IS FLOWN!!
(5+2) You launch Flint out the cannon to the captain's quarters of the enemy ship (1) and make a rather large red stain and some gulls appear.
Black Flag.
(5) They quite literally wet themselves at your flag-raising skillz and lose some morale.
Rig some small explosive onto my crossbow bolts, and begin firing.
(6+1) Boom. You fire THREE at once. (2)(5)(5) One sinks, but the other two explode on the hull (2)(5) making a hole dangling carefully above water!
Sigh, and then go look for double flintlock pistols.
(4) Herp Derp, there you go!
Finish the paintjob, oblivious to anything else.
(5) PARFEKTO. The holograms can even interact with the environment now!
Now, I'm gonna do battles similar to those in in GeneRTD to follow CJ's lead.
BATTLE COMMENCE
(92) Fugly Duckling Vs Skavenger (25)
(3+1(Sneak Attack)+2(Tripled in number)=6) Vs (1-1(Morale)=0)
(4+6=10)
The Skavenger fires off a few cannonballs, but they are swatted down as a whole armarda rains down and kills 10 of 25 men! You now ountumber them 9-fold at the least.
Level 3 Piloting, Level 1 Barterer, Level 1 Melee
Born ta' th' high seas, 'is mother were a common 'ore an' 'is father was a pirate. She gave birth as they was travellin' ta distant shores. He was born on a boat an' will likely die aboard one as well!
Level 4 Cannons, Level 1 Melee, Level 2 Elements
He was employed to work on a ship as a gunman, not realizing the trade of his employers...
Level 3 Looting, Level 1 Climbing
A young man looking for fame and fortune on the high seas. Recently started growing a beard. Has black hair. ya that's all i got
Level 3 Looting, Level 1 Ice Magic
A drafted soldier, he deserted his post to sail on the high seas.
Level 3 Medic, Level 1 Ice Magic, Level 1 Melee
A slave who killed his master and stole his ship, bipolar, intelligent as hell in a second, and in the next one completely reckless and insane
Level 3 Navigation, Level 1 Melee
A dwarf who, despite his job, dislikes the sea. Joined the royal dwarven navy as the head navigator, before getting sick of only getting givin 10 diamonds a weak, he joined the pirates, NOT for the sea, but for the gold. Prone to smoking ALOT a day and is very fond of the old' dwarven whisky held in a human steel flask he found during his navy years.
Level 3 Repairs, Level 1 Melee, Level 1 Shooting
An old veteran of the seas Pete has spent time on many ships and has become quite adept at making sail and hull repairs. Whether with his fists or his sword there is nothing Pete loves better than a good fight.
Level 3 Cooking, Level 1 Melee, Level 2 Crossbow
Let's give 'em a taste of me cold steel tipped crossbow!
Bio: A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions. Sailed with another crew on Fresh-Prince of Tallair, and was hired as a mercenary to defeat the lizardmen. He and his crew-mates did so, and now Cookie is back on the high seas.
Very Strong (+2)
Agile
Very Tough
Level 3 Mechanic; Level 4 Ambusher; Level 3 Marksgoblin; Level 3 Barterer; Level 2 Energy Operator; Level 4 Debater
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants. Also Jesus in disguise.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol, steel helmet, Power Armor with Laser Cannon, Elements Arm Mount Visualier
Elements Arm Mount Visualier-Requires Errol's Scraps, Paints
Level 5 Navigator; Level 3 Axedwarf, Level 1 Elements
Steel Battle Axe; Power Armor with Laser Cannon
Captain of the Fresh-Prince of Tallair
2 Skaven; 2 Wood Elf; 4 High Elfs; 4 Goblins; 4 Dwarves; 50 Humans; 4 Sapphire Knights (Mount: Warhorse) 2 Minotaur, "Rajiv"; 4 Ogres; 2 Mountain Troll, "Urgrost"; 4 Orcs
A few tables lined with chairs. The bar has all kinds of drinks. Mainly Beer, which is odd for a place called Sober Dwarf.
Cognate, Axel, some pother patrons and the bartender, with his two guards.
A massive Human Ship, stolen in Toonymanner's first raid with Boozebeard the Dwarf. Grants a +1 bonus to cooking. Also contains some medical supplies.
Anyone who got inside, Toonymanner, some odd 100 crew.