Yay, perfect 10!
TURN III-TO THE NORTH!
Work out, to get stronger. GRR! ARG!
(5) You do feel a BIT stronger....
Look for my old equipment (the one from the first ATD)
(3) No... nothing much of use.
Play more Elements with a Divine deck.
There's no such thing as a divine deck. So you use your Time deck again (3) And lose.
Push ups I say.
(5) You feel strong now.
stab gilbert through his chest
(1) You miss by a mile.
Sing a delightful sea son to lift our spirits!
(5) Everyone's spirits are now raised. (+1 to all rolls in the next battle for your side.)
Tell my self to stop questioning my self and GET ON THE SHIP
But you are on the ship.
See if I can't remember my old chicken soup recipe.
(5) You also took the liberty of making some instant packets before you left. Lucky you! This means that instead of rolling to see how it goes, you can just get it straight in and see the effects!
Be confused that power armor is in both mine and ToonyManner's inventory. Remember that I gave it to him some time ago to placate him and because I need no crutches in battle (most of the time, it is great if I just don't want to be bothered). Build paintless prototype of The Visualizer and then run a fundraiser for paint.
(4+1) The prototype works well, but without any paints, the holograms are just grey blobs. (3) The fundraiser doesn't raise enough funds...
Travel north!
(5) North it is! Two spare turns in which to improve....
ATTACK!
(4) Nice attack (3) which just connects (3-1) But leaves no damage.
For those of you who didn't read your cap'n post, you have two turns to do... stuff.
Level 3 Piloting, Level 1 Barterer, Level 1 Melee
Born ta' th' high seas, 'is mother were a common 'ore an' 'is father was a pirate. She gave birth as they was travellin' ta distant shores. He was born on a boat an' will likely die aboard one as well!
Level 3 Cannons, Level 1 Melee
He was employed to work on a ship as a gunman, not realizing the trade of his employers...
Level 3 Looting, Level 1 Climbing
A young man looking for fame and fortune on the high seas. Recently started growing a beard. Has black hair. ya that's all i got
Level 3 Looting, Level 1 Ice Magic
A drafted soldier, he deserted his post to sail on the high seas.
Level 3 Medic, Level 1 Ice Magic, Level 1 Melee
A slave who killed his master and stole his ship, bipolar, intelligent as hell in a second, and in the next one completely reckless and insane
Level 3 Navigation, Level 1 Melee
Mildly Drunk, a few scars.
A dwarf who, despite his job, dislikes the sea. Joined the royal dwarven navy as the head navigator, before getting sick of only getting givin 10 diamonds a weak, he joined the pirates, NOT for the sea, but for the gold. Prone to smoking ALOT a day and is very fond of the old' dwarven whisky held in a human steel flask he found during his navy years.
Level 3 Repairs, Level 1 Melee
An old veteran of the seas Pete has spent time on many ships and has become quite adept at making sail and hull repairs. Whether with his fists or his sword there is nothing Pete loves better than a good fight.
Level 3 Cooking, Level 1 Melee
Let's give 'em a taste of me cold steel tipped crossbow!
Bio: A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions. Sailed with another crew on Fresh-Prince of Tallair, and was hired as a mercenary to defeat the lizardmen. He and his crew-mates did so, and now Cookie is back on the high seas.
Very Strong (+2)
Agile
Very Tough
Level 2 Mechanic; Level 4 Ambusher; Level 3 Marksgoblin; Level 3 Barterer; Level 2 Energy Operator; Level 4 Debater
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants. Also Jesus in disguise.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol, steel helmet, Power Armor with Laser Cannon, Prototrype Elements Arm Mount Visualier
Elements Arm Mount Visualier-Requires Errol's Scraps, Paints
Level 5 Navigator; Level 3 Axedwarf, Level 1 Elements
Steel Battle Axe; Power Armor with Laser Cannon
Captain of the Fresh-Prince of Tallair
2 Skaven; 2 Wood Elf; 4 High Elfs; 4 Goblins; 4 Dwarves; 50 Humans; 4 Sapphire Knights (Mount: Warhorse) 2 Minotaur, "Rajiv"; 4 Ogres; 2 Mountain Troll, "Urgrost"; 4 Orcs
A few tables lined with chairs. The bar has all kinds of drinks. Mainly Beer, which is odd for a place called Sober Dwarf.
Cognate, Axel, some pother patrons and the bartender, with his two guards.
A massive Human Ship, stolen in Toonymanner's first raid with Boozebeard the Dwarf. Grants a +1 bonus to cooking. Also contains some medical supplies.
Anyone who got inside, Toonymanner, some odd 100 crew.