Actually, I'm gonna do the turn now while I have time.
TURN I-DRUNK!
Make for the ships!
(4) That's some fancy ship-to making.
I shall make sure to be be the first one to get on the ship
(5) Congratulations, you beat everyone else. You also get the best bunk.
I'll be right after him
(2) Your running skills fail you. You manage to get in last.
Board the ship and claim a bunk
(6) Non of the bunks are to your standard! You make yours in the rigging! Yes, the doomed rigging which many fell off!
Arr! Th' 'igh seas be awatin' ldas! Over th' gangplank and to tha' Fugly Duckling I be goin'! I'll be sure ta impress th' captian with me skills!
(5) You impress him a fair amount. You think you may have learnt something from it as well.
Go to the ship! adventure awaits!
(5) Your adventure starts now! You find a dusty old scroll lying in the middle of the street. As you pick it up and read it aloud for some reason, you feel your arm change... until it is overcome by a sudden burst of pain! Looking at it, it seems to have reinforced itself and given you claws. You look at the scroll, but it seems to have vanished!
Ask the bartender if he would have a pouch of tabaco, a roll of paper and a piece of flint and write an IOU slip for them, then continue to the ship. Also marvel at Axle's power armour if i see him.
Feeling rather drunk, you drag Axle's Power Laser and point it at the bartender! "Gimme you' *hic* smokes, mate!" You end up being attacked by his two human guards. And you seem to have dragged Axle into things.
Tell highly interesting and exaggerated storys of my past exploits to the recruits while we walk towards the ship. Also, be the first one to board (after the cap'n, if he hasn't already)
Sadly, your idiot friend dragged you into combat! (4+1) You take marksman aim at the first (4) but he sidesteps and counters! (3) He goes slightly wide.
Board ship.
(2) You stumble a bit and lose your dignity.
Attack the smoker!
(3) Wide.
Level 3 Piloting, Level 1 Barterer
Born ta' th' high seas, 'is mother were a common 'ore an' 'is father was a pirate. She gave birth as they was travellin' ta distant shores. He was born on a boat an' will likely die aboard one as well!
Level 3 Cannons, Level 1 Melee
He was employed to work on a ship as a gunman, not realizing the trade of his employers...
A young man looking for fame and fortune on the high seas. Recently started growing a beard. Has black hair. ya that's all i got
Level 3 Looting, Level 1 Ice Magic
A drafted soldier, he deserted his post to sail on the high seas.
Level 3 Medic, Level 1 Ice Magic
A slave who killed his master and stole his ship, bipolar, intelligent as hell in a second, and in the next one completely reckless and insane
Level 3 Navigation, Level 1 Melee
A dwarf who, despite his job, dislikes the sea. Joined the royal dwarven navy as the head navigator, before getting sick of only getting givin 10 diamonds a weak, he joined the pirates, NOT for the sea, but for the gold. Prone to smoking ALOT a day and is very fond of the old' dwarven whisky held in a human steel flask he found during his navy years.
Level 3 Repairs, Level 1 Melee
An old veteran of the seas Pete has spent time on many ships and has become quite adept at making sail and hull repairs. Whether with his fists or his sword there is nothing Pete loves better than a good fight.
Level 3 Cooking, Level 1 Melee
Let's give 'em a taste of me cold steel tipped crossbow!
Bio: A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions. Sailed with another crew on Fresh-Prince of Tallair, and was hired as a mercenary to defeat the lizardmen. He and his crew-mates did so, and now Cookie is back on the high seas.
Very Strong (+2)
Agile
Very Tough
Level 2 Mechanic; Level 4 Ambusher; Level 3 Marksgoblin; Level 3 Barterer; Level 2 Energy Operator; Level 4 Debater
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants. Also Jesus in disguise.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol, steel helmet, Power Armor with Laser Cannon
A small amount of loot[spoiler]
[spoiler=Injuries]None
A small amount of loot[spoiler]
[spoiler=Injuries]None
A few tables lined with chairs. The bar has all kinds of drinks. Mainly Beer, which is odd for a place called Sober Dwarf.
Cognate, Axel, some pother patrons and the bartender, with his two guards.
A massive Human Ship, stolen in Toonymanner's first raid with Boozebeard the Dwarf.
Anyone who got inside, Toonymanner, some odd 100 crew.