Damn, RL got in my way last night. Luckily, I have a bit/lot of time before I go.
TURN VII-I'M MAKING A POINT HERE. OH, AND A NEW SHIP.
Play Bone Dragon and fire more cannons!
You play Bone Dragon. Meh. (4) You do fire a good shot (1) which ends up getting caught in the wind and returning back into your cannon, exploding it. (6) You dive out the way of the explosion.
Fire power suit armor's cannon at enemy ship. Try not to sink it.
(4) BANG. Great shot! (4) It hits an enemy (5) who gets converted into a pile of ash!
Board the ship, Errol Flynn style. Commence with the shooting and the stabbing.
(5) They quite literally piss their pants as you board, (3+1) and you enter a fencing match with one of the enemy. (5) You make a Skaven Kebab. End of.
Stealth onto the ship, whilst looking for some gunpowder (booze if desperate) to blow up
(5) Herp derp, here's a barrel!
Object to Paranatural's boarding of the ship, specifically the style. Instead, ask the cap'n to throw me over.
You better not screw this up.
(1+2) "No."
well then:
Bargain that i should get a freebie since i have the same name of his ex-priest, being as i was named after him.
(1) He turns you into Dr. Zoyberg, like in the original. So HA.
I'm going to try something in Close Combat-Squads. Basically, the crew gets split into squads who take on enemy squads. I'll use the 'ummies in this.
BATTLE COMMENCE!(50) Fugly Duckling-Human Squad Vs Whole Crew-Skavenger (9)
(5) Vs (2-3(Overpowered)-1(Morale)=-2)
(5+7=12)
The remainders of the Skavenger are quickly killed off. The captain remains, and Toonymanner marches onto the enemy boat. A laser cannon is pointed to a head, and the captain surrenders and becomes a crew member. You now have a new ship and need to appoint a captain.
He was employed to work on a ship as a gunman, not realizing the trade of his employers...
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Level 3 Looting, Level 1 Climbing
A young man looking for fame and fortune on the high seas. Recently started growing a beard. Has black hair. ya that's all i got
Level 3 Looting, Level 1 Ice Magic
A drafted soldier, he deserted his post to sail on the high seas.
Level 3 Navigation, Level 1 Melee, Level 1 Searching
A dwarf who, despite his job, dislikes the sea. Joined the royal dwarven navy as the head navigator, before getting sick of only getting givin 10 diamonds a weak, he joined the pirates, NOT for the sea, but for the gold. Prone to smoking ALOT a day and is very fond of the old' dwarven whisky held in a human steel flask he found during his navy years.
Level 3 Cooking, Level 1 Melee, Level 2 Crossbow
Let's give 'em a taste of me cold steel tipped crossbow!
Bio: A cook who has traveled the world searching for new exotic dishes and spices. He keeps a chest full of the rarest and most exquisite spices he finds on his journeys, and intends to one day make, as he calls it, "my Feast," the culmination of all his skill and knowledge, with the use of all his precious spice possessions. Sailed with another crew on Fresh-Prince of Tallair, and was hired as a mercenary to defeat the lizardmen. He and his crew-mates did so, and now Cookie is back on the high seas.
Very Strong (+2)
Agile
Very Tough
Level 3 Mechanic; Level 4 Ambusher; Level 3 Marksgoblin; Level 3 Barterer; Level 2 Energy Operator; Level 4 Debater
Exiled by his own race for being a little nuts, he has taken to become pirate. Has an unhealthy obsession with machinery and technology of all sorts. His ability to actually use two pistols at the same time effectively makes him a valuable asset in each team, as one glance at him tends to make the opponents wish they would have brought their brown pants. Also Jesus in disguise.
One flintlock pistol, one two-shot pistol, steel helmet, Power Armor with Laser Cannon, Elements Arm Mount Visualier
Elements Arm Mount Visualier-Requires Errol's Scraps, Paints
Level 5 Navigator; Level 3 Axedwarf, Level 1 Elements, Level 1 Energy Operator
Steel Battle Axe; Power Armor with Laser Cannon
Captain of the Fresh-Prince of Tallair
2 Skaven; 2 Wood Elf; 4 High Elfs; 4 Goblins; 4 Dwarves; 50 Humans; 4 Sapphire Knights (Mount: Warhorse) 2 Minotaur, "Rajiv"; 4 Ogres; 2 Mountain Troll, "Urgrost"; 4 Orcs
A massive Human Ship, stolen in Toonymanner's first raid with Boozebeard the Dwarf. Grants a +1 bonus to cooking. Also contains some medical supplies.
Anyone who got inside, Toonymanner, some odd 100 crew.
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