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Who is more badass?

Scotsmen
- 62 (63.9%)
Aussie
- 19 (19.6%)
other
- 16 (16.5%)

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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #120 on: May 10, 2010, 01:29:24 pm »

they are both colonial scum

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hail with what? a hail of biscuits?
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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #121 on: May 10, 2010, 01:51:36 pm »

they are both colonial scum

hail Britainnia marmalade and jam
hail with what? a hail of biscuits?
No! Scones. With tea.  :P
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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #122 on: May 10, 2010, 01:53:50 pm »

they are both colonial scum

hail Britainnia marmalade and jam

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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #123 on: May 10, 2010, 02:15:02 pm »

they are both colonial scum

hail Britainnia marmalade and jam
hail with what? a hail of biscuits?
No! Scones. With tea.  :P
But I don't want it to rain! its much more interesting and on topic when it hails when its supposed to rain.
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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #124 on: May 10, 2010, 05:31:20 pm »

Oh, I completely forgot there's "other" option. Well, in that case, my bid for Bosnians being most badass: we play minesweeper with real mine fields.

These guys must be your national heroes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs
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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #125 on: May 10, 2010, 08:55:20 pm »

You don't need to ask for rain on England; England does that anyway.

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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #126 on: May 10, 2010, 09:56:43 pm »

Australia's funny like that. Like, where i live? it's the middle of winter, and a steady 30-35 degrees daily. In a town about two hours away? It just started snowing.


Did Australia have drop-bears?
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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #127 on: May 10, 2010, 10:03:28 pm »

People will tell you no, but know better. Don't make the same mistake as thousands of missing tourists.

Also, Melbourne has impossibly odd weather. Australia's basically built to screw with people's heads.
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« Reply #128 on: May 10, 2010, 10:39:29 pm »

Did Australia have drop-bears?

Yup, vicious bastards. They're like North American Brown Bears, but they hide in trees and drop down onto their prey, crushing the hapless kangaroo (or person) and eating him.

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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #129 on: May 10, 2010, 10:53:39 pm »

 Ey, know them Eucalyptus Trees? One of the few trees down under not out to kill you? Damn near more flammable than a pine tree whose bark has recently been slashed up, revealing the flammable sap. If that sap then vaporized and floated in a layer above the tree. And Pine trees were known to explode when on fire. And if Pine trees lived on one of the driest continents on Earth. I knew they were highly flamable, but I didn't know they made the air around them flamable.

 You have goddam matchstick trees.
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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #130 on: May 10, 2010, 10:57:38 pm »

They aren't that flammable. Just the leaves are.
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« Reply #131 on: May 10, 2010, 11:02:01 pm »

Eucalyptus Trees deliberately make themselves rediculously flammable, because that's how they spread their seeds.

That's right; our trees reproduce by setting themselves on fire.


Tack: Eucalyptus sap is highly flammable; you know those dried rolls of bark that hang down from Eucalypts? Those rolls of bark are so flammable they have been known to burst into flame during hot summers all on their own.

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« Reply #132 on: May 10, 2010, 11:03:55 pm »

Eucalyptus Trees deliberately make themselves rediculously flammable, because that's how they spread their seeds.

That's right; our trees reproduce by setting themselves on fire.
So they're Dwarven Trees? because that sounds like the most ridiculous way possible for tree reproduction.
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« Reply #133 on: May 10, 2010, 11:06:10 pm »

It's actually real smart; after a forest fire the only things still alive are Eucalyptus seeds, which have absolutely zero competition (because everything is dead) and lots of lovely dead trees to nom up from the soil.

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Re: Scotsmen vs. Aussies
« Reply #134 on: May 10, 2010, 11:08:18 pm »

They're not Dwarves, they're Elves if Elves were practical.
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