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Scotsmen

62 (63.9%)

Aussie

19 (19.6%)

other

16 (16.5%)

Total Members Voted: 97

[Duke 2.0]

And when not doing that, you spend every other waking hour hating the English for quite a few old  no particular reasons.

[alway]

Scotsmen. Ausies can't even handle M rated video games without soiling their pants in fear.

[Pathos]

I live too close to Australia to not vote Aussie.

The reason Vester lives so far away from Scotland is because the Scottish made her run to the other end of the planet in fear of being ravished.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

you want stereotypes? here ya go

Scots are like vikings but with skirts; vikings are like dwarves but tall...aussies are scots arrested in england for being too badass to be in england* and sent to autralia to fend of the crocodiles and venomous snakes. Crocodiles are like cave crocodiles but on the surface


* they weren't badass enough to be in scotland, their balls would fall off** because of the cold)

** this was how the other scots invented golf

[Vester]

I live too close to Australia to not vote Aussie.

The reason Vester lives so far away from Scotland is because the Scottish made her run to the other end of the planet in fear of being ravished.

Hell no, it's because William Wallace placed a moratorium on short people in Scotland. Breaking the ban results in... okay, ravishing.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

[warhammer651]

Aussies.

Scotland wasn't ripped from Catachan and placed on earth

[Level_8_Mudcrab]

Scotsmen

An interesting disscussion though, as i'm Scottish but I live in Australia 

[Jackrabbit]

Scotsmen. Ausies can't even handle M rated video games without soiling their pants in fear.

You're thinking of micheal Atkinson and R rated games. It's okay, he's gone now.

[Luke_Prowler]

Scotsmen. Ausies can't even handle M rated video games without soiling their pants in fear.

You're thinking of micheal Atkinson and R rated games. It's okay, he's gone now.

And there was much rejoicing, I'm sure.

[Jackrabbit]

We all went out and wrestled crocodiles to celebrate.

[Cthulhu]

[Jackrabbit]

Yes, they can sit on a chair doing nothing in the freezing cold wearing inappropriate clothing for the weather.

Is there a threat of immanent death from a massive reptile? No?

Australia wins that one.

[Realmfighter]

In temperature like like, any exposed skin freezes in less than a minute.

You'll freeze to death faster than than the croc could kill you.

[Jackrabbit]

So he really has no chance of survival then? What's he doing outside, is he committing suicide?

Australians don't fight crocs to die the quickest. They fight crocs to win.