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Scotsmen

62 (63.9%)

Aussie

19 (19.6%)

other

16 (16.5%)

Total Members Voted: 97

[Vester]

Walmart is worse.

We do have a chain that's similar to Walmart in terms of horrific employee treatment. SM - ShoeMart, SuperMall, no one knows what it stands for - has a maximum employment time of 5 months for the counter girls. This is so they don't have to pay benefits. Yes, they are evil.

[ein]

SM - ShoeMart, SuperMall, no one knows what it stands for

Sadomasochism.

[smigenboger]

Wal*Mart is much worse. Wendy's isn't too great for crew members either.

I hear bad things about McDonalds, though there's a somewhat decent amount of hiring from within

I head Chipotle is amazing, I'm currently trying to get into one of them while I search for a non-entry level job

[Nilocy]

As a true Scotsman, and fiercly proud of where my mum gave birth to me, I voted Scotsmen.

My reasons being? Well let me list a few. We have the worst health record in Europe, highest teenage pregnancy rate, highest alcoholism rate (probably related) highest death by stabbing rate, highest crime rate, highest herion abuse rate, and a whole load of others. And guess what? We're proud of it.

I'd also like to point out that the government has set out a plan to "Combat the hard drinking culture we have", seriously...

Also, who cares about a spider with a leg span of a meter that can bite your head of if you so much look at it wrongly, we have Glasgow. 'Nuff said.

[Jackrabbit]

Also you have the worst diet in the world.

You fry frozen pizzas. Hurl 'em into the fryer. Why do you do that.

[Nilocy]

We didn't do it on purpose. It sorta just happened.

I've never had one myself, but that won't stop me from eating one if it happens. Also, fish and chips om nom nom nom.

[3]

In terms of life-threatening foods, I'd say Scotland and America are about on a par. On the one side you have deep-fried Mars bars, and on the other you have giant calzones with extra cheese and cheese.

[Ninteen45]

Hey, remember Heath Ledger's Joker? He has a Glasgow Grin.

[Pathos]

Oh, don't forget deep-fried bits. Basically, they're what happens when the batter runs off on it's own and gets fried into little bits of fried batter. At least I presume that's what happens.

(I can't remember what they're called. I ate some in Hull one time, and so I assume the Scottish have them too.)

[Duke 2.0]

In terms of life-threatening foods, I'd say Scotland and America are about on a par. On the one side you have deep-fried Mars bars, and on the other you have giant calzones with extra cheese and cheese.

We have mothafucking chicken sandwiches between two slices of fried chicken. Not to mention the city of Philadelphia, whose signature sandwich is responsible for a million miles of heart valves being clogged with fat.

[Heron TSG]

a million miles of heart valves being clogged with fat.

At first I was all like "That's not much. 1 dude could stretch his capillaries around the world four times!"

And then I was like... 

a million miles of heart valves

[Jackrabbit]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sensei]

Scots- because it's cold there, which as a seattlite I prefer far more over being too hot. Also I'm pretty sure their food is fatter than ours, whatever the British might say.

[Neruz]

At first I was all like "That's not much. 1 dude could stretch his capillaries around the world four times!"

If you stretch real slow and keep the skin alive, you could stretch one millimeter of human skin out as long as you felt like.

Wrap it round the universe? Sure.

[Mikko]

Finns.