Hi, new guy here.
I've tried getting in DF a few times in the past, each time with the same result: I start out all gung-ho, create a world, find an ideal first fort spot with a little (read: a lot of) help from the wiki, prepare for the journey carefully with a little (read: a lot of) help of the wiki (Yes, I know I wrote that twice.), then when I'm finally told to "Strike the Earth!"...I get intimidated by the UI, or rather the lack thereof, I guess, and never touch it again.
With the new version out a while back and reading Dorf LPs again, I'm thinking about downloading once more and trying yet again. Unfortunately, I'm not particularly confident in my attention span, but hearing all the hilarious things that DEM DORFS do, I have at least an inspiration to try. Still, I doubt I will succeed, so I come to you, the elite among the community, to ask what I could do to help get started. Would downloading a graphical tileset help ease the transition? Should I watch some online tutorial videos? Or is this game just not right for me? (Please say it ain't so!
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Also, as a side note, while reading the LPs, I had an epiphany, but am too untalented to act upon it, and too lazy to practice so I can make myself talented enough to do it. Anybody here really good with the Dragon Age: Origins toolset? Are you good at making cinematic trailers? Can you splice in a BS real-time strategy interface over a video and make it look like it was always there? I have a project for you.
Create a fake trailer for a nonexistant (And surely to never come, at least not in this lifetime.
) upcoming 3D version of DF. Just add in some public domain, orchestral fantasy music, (Or if you REALLY want to go all-out, take the in-game theme that Toady made and spice it up into something epic) get some fancy camera and setwork done in the toolset, give it an overall trailerish feel, and, if you want, get someone with a good narrator voice (I'll volunteer if someone does it) to speak, and post your masterwork trailer that menaces with spikes of awesome up on Youtube or something. We just might fool a few people, and impress those we don't.
If that's too much, how about Boatmurdered: the Movie?
All that aside, could I get some help easing into the game? Please?