I have a fortress FULL of these.
Name: Sundertrammeled the wilted bandit
Value: 2400
Description: This is a schist crown. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with schist.
Name:The Sport of Staves
Value:40000
Description:This is a rope reed fiber cap. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is studded with native gold and decorated with rope reed fiber. It is made with rope reed fiber cloth.
Name: Notchsilver the Circumstantial Lungs
Value: 12000
Description: This is an iron ring. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.
Name: The sensual gaze
Value: 1680
Description: This is an wolf bone mask. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.
Name: The Oily Deterioration
Value: 33600
Description:This is a schit figurine of Lor Paperchampions. all craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.
The item is a masterfully designed image of Lor Paperchampions the dwarf and dwarves in schist by Fath Rigothsikel. Lor Paperchampions is surrounded by the dwarves. The artwork relates to the appointment of the dwarf Lor Paperchampions to the position of general of The Armored Standard in 362. It is encircled with bands of donkey bone and donkey leather. This object is adorned with hanging rings of schist and menaces with spikes of schist, donkey leather and yellow spessartine. On the item is an image of dwarves in pig tail fiber. The dwarves are traveling. The artwork relates to the foundation of Lordrooms by The Trade of Shielding of The Armored Standard in the early spring of 505.
Name: Hailedscar
Value:67480
Description: This is a giant cave spider silk sock. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with schist, decorated with giant cave spider silk and encircled with bands of schist, cedar, chestnut, cinnamon grossular and chrysoberyl. It is made from giant cave spider silk cloth. The thread is midnight blue with dimple dye.
On the item is an image of Zomus Riverfell the hill titan in giant cave spider silk. Zomus Riverfell is traveling. The artwork relates to the wandering of the hill titan Zomus Riverfell in The Praised Stoked Hill in a time before time.
On the item is an image of The Sport of Staves the rope reed fiber cap in schist.
Okay the last one isn't that bad but it's a freaking sock.
And it was made with a possession too.