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Ninteen45

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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #105 on: July 25, 2010, 09:31:35 am »

Anyone gonna dress up a dwarf in artifacts?
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« Reply #106 on: July 25, 2010, 11:33:29 am »



Any questions? ^^
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« Reply #107 on: July 25, 2010, 03:38:03 pm »

A hematite toy ax with a picture of a war ax in hematite.
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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #108 on: July 25, 2010, 03:40:21 pm »



Any questions? ^^

i like artifact millstones. 2 however does take it a little to the extreme... especially tributing the construction of the first with a second. i would say a third with a picture of the second with a picture of the first on it may be on the cards.

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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #109 on: July 26, 2010, 11:38:52 am »

I once had a dwarf make a toy axe out of raw adamantine. It was worth a metric fuckton. and completely useless.
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« Reply #110 on: July 26, 2010, 11:48:44 am »

I once had a dwarf make a toy axe out of raw adamantine. It was worth a metric fuckton. and completely useless.
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« Reply #111 on: July 26, 2010, 04:06:33 pm »

Wish you could build display cases for artifact jewelry and crafts.
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« Reply #112 on: July 26, 2010, 06:18:11 pm »

Ugh. A child just crafted an artifact. She started out with three blocks of raw adamantine, which was very promising. A short while later, I get a beautiful raw adamantine... mini-forge. It's not even very interesting:

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It's worth 1,213,200 DB... but it's a useless mini-forge. :P
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« Reply #113 on: July 27, 2010, 12:44:41 am »

This is a larch toy boat. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This object menaces with spikes of larch. On the item is an image of a dimple cup in larch

Value 3600¤

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A soapmaker took my stonecraft workshop and it took forever to make this toy boat. My stonecrafter would make more then 3600 dwarfbuck if he just had his workshop and time back. My previously artifact I got was a right gauntlet. Just hope that someone make the left one too.
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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #114 on: July 27, 2010, 12:46:34 am »

"This is a wolf bone coffin. All craftsdwarfship of the highest quality"
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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #115 on: July 27, 2010, 08:36:05 am »

A mule bone table worth 1.2k dwarfbucks.
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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #116 on: July 27, 2010, 09:05:55 am »

"This is a wolf bone coffin. All craftsdwarfship of the highest quality"

Whats to complain about that? Thats one badass coffin. Its gonna make one fine resting place for a warrior or hunter or something. I want a bone coffin.
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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #117 on: July 27, 2010, 09:42:01 am »

It happened again, only this time it's a bracelet
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« Reply #118 on: July 27, 2010, 10:30:08 am »

Wish you could build display cases for artifact jewelry and crafts.

 Just so you know, there is a mod that does the display case thing. However, I've just wasted half an hour of fruitless searching. Apparently, I'ts also contained in the Wizard Tower mod:
I suppose you could extract it from the mod and use it, if possible.

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EDIT: Stupid stupid is stupid.
Display case mod. Enjoy.
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Re: Worst Artifacts ever!
« Reply #119 on: July 27, 2010, 02:23:34 pm »

"This is a wolf bone coffin. All craftsdwarfship of the highest quality"

Whats to complain about that? Thats one badass coffin. Its gonna make one fine resting place for a warrior or hunter or something. I want a bone coffin.

Yeah, I'd like a bone coffin just for the irony of it.

My worst? A fungiwood grate that menaces with spikes of fungiwood.

It was from a possession too, so no legendary carpenter.
So I threw them both in the magma.
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