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[Samuel]

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So apparently she became queen before becoming a twilight freak wife. Fascinating.

Also, good Lord, what a disgusting description.

[Mudcrab]

Rhesus Bone Macaque....... Worth around 1000

[duckInferno]

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Cow Bone Scepter
Value: 1200

This is a cow bone scepter.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

[ancistrus]

Adamantine Splint decorated with dog leather, yellow grossular, red glossular, rock salt, rock salt block and pig tail cloth.
Value: about 800 000.

[TolyK]

damn.
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dog bone craft. infused with 14 (!) bars of gold and platinum

 

[Traece]

My Mayor made a pig tail fiber mitten with rhysocolla and clear glass encrustings, and pig tail fiber spikes. It also had a bronze circle engraved on it.

Did I mention that he did this while my fortress was being overrun by HFS and a Goblin Ambush?

It was worth almost 20,000 Dwarfbucks.

[S!F]

Ilbadberul Gulnas Thak, "Guildbastion the Island of Rocks," a bituminous coal amulet worth 4800.

This is a bituminous coal amulet. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with bituminous coal and encircled with bands of bituminous coal. This object menaces with spikes of bituminous coal.

And he was possessed, so no skill gain. Don't know why he didn't go for the tin bars (which he prefers) that I brought with me during embark.

[iyaerP]

My least favorite was an adamantine warhammer.

the worst part was 1: game is bugged so no PsychopathHammerer to give it to, 2: no skillup for the weaponsmith.


That combination of uselessness made me very displeased.

[TolyK]

weapontrap in noble room
*All my friends and family have been murdered in their sleep? Ah, nothing of it. I've got this GORGEOUS artifact in my room!*

 

[iyaerP]

weapontrap in noble room
*All my friends and family have been murdered in their sleep? Ah, nothing of it. I've got this GORGEOUS artifact in my room!*

 

my duchess has an artifact mechanism as a lever to operate the garbage compactor, and the queen's rooms were carved out of a gold vein and covered in golden masterwork statues and engravings.

[TolyK]

there can never be too much...

Or, alternatively, make a free room and lock the door. if a noble gets upset (a higher one though) assign the room to them.

hey, I gotz a new idear for meself! a good room that I assign unhappy dorfs to! and a mini-dining room too!

[Barakahzai]

Lamest artifact? Well other than my platinum shoe:

Kebulbab Bardum Gamil, aka: Sparklepets, the Fight of Trusting, a rose gold... meat barrel.

It's pink and even SOUNDS gay.

Top that.

[Bererez]

Hope this isn't too much of a necro, but I just have to post this...

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I think I'll use it to make a lever, which will then be connected to a bridge over my volcano, which will then be used to kill... whomever I damn well please.

[Nyxalinth]

Hope this isn't too much of a necro, but I just have to post this...

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I think I'll use it to make a lever, which will then be connected to a bridge over my volcano, which will then be used to kill... whomever I damn well please.

ANY artifact featuring elves menaced by alligators can't be all bad!  Artifact mechanisms are awesome to begin with, the elf and alligator design just makes it moreso.

 shit, I misread it. He tamed the alligators.  Bah, still a useful item though.

[thegoatgod_pan]

Three bits of adamantine cloth. Three trees. Wait for it....A shoe...an adamantine shoe worth almost a million.  Awesome. I'll be sure to track that down with my adventurer.