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[Cthulhu]

Psh, hamsters eating babies, that's small-time.

My friend brought a hamster home from school (It got pregnant and the school couldn't support it).  The babies decided to strike first.  He came home and they were all eating its guts, like something out of a zombie movie.

As for shrikes divebombing cats, a red-tailed hawk divebombed one of my cats and killed it.  Got it right in the lung.

[quinnr]

Psh, hamsters eating babies, that's small-time.

My friend brought a hamster home from school (It got pregnant and the school couldn't support it).  The babies decided to strike first.  He came home and they were all eating its guts, like something out of a zombie movie.

This sounds exactly like my story. It was like OH GOD THE TURTLE IS EATING THE LEFTOVER TURTLE SKIN!

Most of it happened while I was sleeping though. Also, bros turtle was MEAN. I could hold my turtle, but this one would attack you and try to bite your finger off.

[Vester]

Psh, hamsters eating babies, that's small-time.

My friend brought a hamster home from school (It got pregnant and the school couldn't support it).  The babies decided to strike first.  He came home and they were all eating its guts, like something out of a zombie movie.

As for shrikes divebombing cats, a red-tailed hawk divebombed one of my cats and killed it.  Got it right in the lung.

D:

I am dismayed. Your post has dismayed me.

... I dislike hawks now.

[quinnr]

When I was a little kid I had a hamster named Silly.
He would bite your finger off, and he escaped EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

We don't even know how. We'd wake up and there would be no hamster.

[Char13magne]

When I was a little kid I had a hamster named Silly.
He would bite your finger off, and he escaped EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

We don't even know how. We'd wake up and there would be no hamster.

So, did your mom take out "How To Be A Surgeon In 20 Minutes Or Less (Yes, We Cover Hamster Incidents)" from the library and buy 20 pounds of string?

[quinnr]

Maybe....
this was years ago...I hardly remember what the hamster looked like.

[Vester]

Fridge logic!

quinnr, how are you typing if you don't have any fingers?

[quinnr]

Because I wouldn't let it bite my fingers off.

[Footkerchief]

Psh, hamsters eating babies, that's small-time.

My friend brought a hamster home from school (It got pregnant and the school couldn't support it).  The babies decided to strike first.  He came home and they were all eating its guts, like something out of a zombie movie.

Whoa.

I had a pair of rats when I was a kid.  One of them got knocked up and gave birth to 13 (!) babies.  Thankfully she didn't eat any of them, but she did eat the placenta.

[smigenboger]

I used to work with those kinds of lizards. They were so cute, always looking up at you

[DJ]

I thought all mammals but humans eat the placenta (Tom Cruise is not human).

[Footkerchief]

Yeah it's common, but it's the closest any of my pets got to cannibalism.  I'd totally eat at least a little piece of a human placenta, though.  I don't know if it would be better or worse if I knew who it was from.

[Vester]

Well, placenta soap is supposed to be good for the skin.

Still nasty, though.

[Siquo]

Yeah it's common, but it's the closest any of my pets got to cannibalism.  I'd totally eat at least a little piece of a human placenta, though.  I don't know if it would be better or worse if I knew who it was from.

Dude... I've seen it. It's... beyond nasty. Really. I thought I would before but when it's actually held in front of your face, the last thing you think about is eating...

As for kids, mine likes chickens. Live or dead.
So we got this whole chicken in the fridge. She: "what dat?"
Me: "That's a chicken"
She: "Tok tok?"
Me: "No, it's head is gone..."
She: "Ouch?"
Me: "No ouch, its dead"
She: "Eat now?"

Little kids have no mercy or empathy.

[Lord Dakoth]

Siquo, your daughter is awesome depraved. Have you been letting her play DF?

When I was like 10-11 ish, I would always catch zebra-tailed lizards in my backyard. I caught three of different sizes, and put them into a 5-gallon bucket that I converted into a terranium. I thought, "Hey, they'll be close and stuff, and then be friends and all."

I came back half an hour later. From what I could tell, the largest one swallowed the small one whole (I couldn't even find a skeleton) and then pulled the medium-sized one's intestines out. They were all over the bottom of the bucket. I mean like a good seven inches of lizard intestines, all over.