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quinnr

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Talk About Your Cannibal Pets (or Kids)
« on: May 06, 2010, 05:35:41 am »

Now that I have finally gotten over my turtles enough to laugh about it, I shall share this stoy with you all for your entertainment.

In California, we got two turtles. One for me, and one for my brother. As their shells were under 4 inches, we looked up when we got home, and found they were illegal turtles. Yay for illegal turtles.

Anyways, these turtles were 5 dollars each. When we get home, we find that the tank+supplies= about 60 dollars. Fail! So we hae these turtles for a while...my brother's gets huge and fat, while my turtle stays small and sad. (Maybe the evil turtle was stealing my turtles food?) Anyways, one day, after we had had these turtles for like 6 months, I get up to go to the bathroom..which is where the turtles were kept. As I sleeply walk into the bathroom, guess what I see? A turtle head staring at me. And his shell, with a skeleton attached. Also, turtle guts are disgusting and white, and on the other turtles mouth.

As I am two sleepy to cry about this yet, I sleeply walk into my mom's room, and had a convo like this:

"The turtle ate the other turtle"
"What?"
"My brother's turtle ate my turtle. Go look."

Of course, she was disgusted. We gave the turtle away to one of my brothers friends. I personally would've thrown it to the turtles at the zoo, hoping for it to get eaten, but my brother wouldn't allow that.


Now that I have, it's' time for you to share your cannibal stories. Kids, pets, anything! :D
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Re: Talk About Your Cannibal Pets (or Kids)
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 05:41:51 am »

Hamsters. Eat. Babies. *shudder*

Also, when we were keeping chickens in the yard out back, they tended to snack on smaller birds that flew in to steal their rice. They should've listened to Admiral Ackbar.
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Re: Talk About Your Cannibal Pets (or Kids)
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 06:43:41 am »

Hamsters. Eat. Babies. *shudder*

Hamsters eat each other, too.
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Re: Talk About Your Cannibal Pets (or Kids)
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 06:49:14 am »

I'm actually mildly disturbed that quinnr made a provision for cannibal kids in the thread title.
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 07:22:36 am »

The mouse of a friend of mine ate his its tail >_<

Hamsters. Eat. Babies. *shudder*
I eat aborted chickens!
(and hamsters are awesome)
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Re: Talk About Your Cannibal Pets (or Kids)
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 07:23:21 am »

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The mouse ate your friend's tail?
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 07:52:33 am »

No, its own tail  :D. But I think it was a he-mouse.
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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 08:26:08 am »

I had a bunch of fish that bit off each other's fins etc. They were odd. Like a bunch of piscine 'Nam vet's.
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Re: Talk About Your Cannibal Pets (or Kids)
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 08:29:50 am »

Yeah, they'll tend to do that if they're cramped, agitated, or pirahnas.
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 08:38:22 am »

I had two pet turtles as well.  They lived happily together for 6 years.  Then we decided they needed fresh air so we led them waltz around outside.  Crow.
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 08:52:30 am »

Saw a video once where a kid took his pet gerbil outside to show his mom. Hawk snatched it right out of his hands.
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 08:58:23 am »

This thread is taking on a weird urban legends style feel.

And I totally saw a pair of shrikes divebombing a cat. Probably thought it was after their leehzards.



Shrikes have more respect for cats than they do for us. Stone cold jerks.
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 09:03:31 am »

I'll take shrikes over crows any day.

*Sticks head out window* DAMNIT YA STUPID BLACK BIRDS! STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 09:05:40 am »

Oh, definitely. Sure, shrikes like hanging other birds off of thorns to keep, but crows are just mean-spirited.
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2010, 10:02:17 am »

I'll take shrikes over crows any day.

*Sticks head out window* DAMNIT YA STUPID BLACK BIRDS! STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!

Why do they always do that? =(
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