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The butcher

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The funniest dwarf likings?
« on: May 06, 2010, 03:44:11 am »

Mine was likes cows for their haunting moos.
What the hell?
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 04:04:50 am »

Ghosts go 'Wooooo', right?  Well, with the way echos bounce through underground tunnels, 'Mooooo' can sound a whole lot more ghostlike than Wooooo when underground. :P
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 04:09:24 am »

I don't think anything will ever beat Tentacle Demons and corrupt intentions.
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 05:31:27 am »

Slade.

That is all.
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 06:07:52 am »

I've got a dwarf at the moment that "likes white demons for their rhythmic undulations". 
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 07:00:22 am »

Now i'm 100% sure that this guy, The butcher is The fish cleaner.

you have struck trollite!
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 08:43:17 am »

*points to under-avatar comment*

Some of the mods like It's the Small Things add some great ones, like "Urist McXDwarf likes Dwarves for their insane fortress designs."
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 09:32:39 am »

"...Cave lobsters for their beauty."

If cave lobsters look anything like real lobsters, I can't see how even a dwarf thinks it's beautiful.
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 11:02:09 am »

A healthy dwarf spends most of his live inebriated and underground in the dark.
Urst Mcdwarf: "dish ess teh most bootiul thing I ever saw"
cave lobster: *scuttle*
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 11:10:11 am »

Tulon Glazetongs likes orthoclase, -----. clear zircon,...

... amulets and emerald monsters for their horrifying features.

I want to know what features these are now. I'm curious.
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 12:06:29 pm »

I've got a dwarf at the moment that "likes white demons for their rhythmic undulations".

But I thought everyone knew white demons couldn't dance?
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2010, 12:19:20 pm »

One of my dwarves, in the new version, got the following:
"Imush Ostarurist likes slade, raw adamantine, star ruby, statues and cats for their aloofness."
I'm thankful that nobles are glitched to hell. If this dorf ever came here as any kind of noble, cue magma in less than three frames.
Digging out a magmacide chamber anyway, just in case she ever becomes mayor.
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2010, 05:30:30 pm »

I've got a dwarf at the moment that "likes white demons for their rhythmic undulations".

But I thought everyone knew white demons couldn't dance?
Which is why they just rhythmically undulate.
:D
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 07:42:27 pm »

Snow Monsters for their disgusting appearance
What the crap?
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Re: The funniest dwarf likings?
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 07:46:00 pm »

Snow Monsters for their disgusting appearance
What the crap?
If that dwarf had been born in the modern day, they would like girls for their cups.

*shudder*
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