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Author Topic: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.  (Read 14480 times)

Jackrabbit

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Re: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.
« Reply #135 on: May 06, 2010, 10:21:22 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 06, 2010, 10:13:34 pm
Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 06, 2010, 10:06:22 pm
You are clearly a dimensional traveler on the run from a world where Hitler merged with Stalin and created a dodegaNazi-Soviet Earth. Don't worry. You're safe here.
Communisim and Fascism are enemies of one another to this day, and would never merge. I speak of the United Police States of America, this dimension.

I don't really want to know what your particular personal world is called. Political ideology clearly function differently over there or dodecaNazi-Soviet Earth wouldn't exist.

Do the "Movie Movies" exist over there? Because if they don't I'm dimension hopping, ridiculous police state be damned.

EDIT: by the way, by merged I meant "combined by the evil power of a thousand Nazi-Lovecraftian nega suns", not just political parties merging.
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« Reply #136 on: May 06, 2010, 10:22:27 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 06, 2010, 10:13:34 pm
Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 06, 2010, 10:06:22 pm
You are clearly a dimensional traveler on the run from a world where Hitler merged with Stalin and created a dodegaNazi-Soviet Earth. Don't worry. You're safe here.
Communisim and Fascism are enemies of one another to this day, and would never merge. I speak of the United Police States of America, this dimension.

Ya know, as a citizen of this here "United Police States of America" I must say I've yet to be captured and raped. Though I suppose it's still only mid-spring, still plenty time for that capture and rape stuff! The summer months are better for my schedule anyways.
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Quote from: Untelligent on November 05, 2010, 11:05:23 pm
Interestingly, Armok's name actually originates from arm_ok, a variable in one of Toady's earlier games that kept track of how many of your arms weren't missing.

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Re: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.
« Reply #137 on: May 06, 2010, 10:23:30 pm »
Oh my God, I just realized. Since America is clearly a police state ruled with an iron fist and the police are murdering and raping people left and right, I could... my God, I could...

I need to go get my V for Vendetta costume.
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Re: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.
« Reply #138 on: May 06, 2010, 10:24:38 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 06, 2010, 10:23:30 pm
Oh my God, I just realized. Since America is clearly a police state ruled with an iron fist and the police are murdering and raping people left and right, I could... my God, I could...

I need to go get my V for Vendetta costume.

I think most people would just assume you came from 4chan now a days. Maybe a G.I Joe costume to be ironic?
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Quote from: Untelligent on November 05, 2010, 11:05:23 pm
Interestingly, Armok's name actually originates from arm_ok, a variable in one of Toady's earlier games that kept track of how many of your arms weren't missing.

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Re: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.
« Reply #139 on: May 06, 2010, 10:25:49 pm »
Regardless.
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Re: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.
« Reply #140 on: May 06, 2010, 10:26:06 pm »
The Police State thing is a work-in-progress in some areas of the U.S., but I assure you this is the future. Police regulations have only been getting more relaxed. It won't stop because the police won't allow it too.
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« Reply #141 on: May 06, 2010, 10:28:17 pm »
Obviously your "Evil Villain" scores have to be very high to get into the police academy. High marks on the Being Evil for no Reason (BER) is often well regarded.

I myself have a Glorious Asshole and Ridiculous Evil Plans doctorate!
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Quote from: Untelligent on November 05, 2010, 11:05:23 pm
Interestingly, Armok's name actually originates from arm_ok, a variable in one of Toady's earlier games that kept track of how many of your arms weren't missing.

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Re: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.
« Reply #142 on: May 06, 2010, 10:28:56 pm »
I think you should wear American flag themed regalia.  Remember, you're not here to destroy America, but to redeem it.  It would garner support among southerners and old people.
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« Reply #143 on: May 06, 2010, 10:29:19 pm »
Clearly you've put a lot of thought into this. I'm forced to concede that we indeed live in a hellish time of oppression and that my earlier claim that there are no secret military police death squads was wro- OH GOD THEY'VE COME FOR ME! RUN! DON'T LOOK BACK!
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« Reply #144 on: May 06, 2010, 10:29:57 pm »
Quote from: Smitehappy on May 06, 2010, 10:28:17 pm
Obviously your "Evil Villain" scores have to be very high to get into the police academy. High marks on the Being Evil for no Reason (BER) is often well regarded.
What? Nobody ever told me that! My dreams are dashed!
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« Reply #145 on: May 06, 2010, 10:30:06 pm »
Well, I suppose I can wait for a little while before I put on a British accent, put on an awesome outfit and become a vigilante.

This is going to turn into a Back To The Future scenario, you know. Everyone'll just point and laugh at you.

Speaking of which, they had better be getting some work done on those flying cars.
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« Reply #146 on: May 06, 2010, 10:31:43 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 06, 2010, 10:30:06 pm
Speaking of which, they had better be getting some work done on those flying cars.

Too busy with all the murder and rape business I would think. Running a Police State of America is hard work, you can't get distracted with silly ideas like flying cars!
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Quote from: Untelligent on November 05, 2010, 11:05:23 pm
Interestingly, Armok's name actually originates from arm_ok, a variable in one of Toady's earlier games that kept track of how many of your arms weren't missing.

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Re: Swat team raids house and kills pets over a small amount of pot.
« Reply #147 on: May 06, 2010, 10:33:07 pm »
Quote from: Smitehappy on May 06, 2010, 10:31:43 pm
Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 06, 2010, 10:30:06 pm
Speaking of which, they had better be getting some work done on those flying cars.

Too busy with all the murder and rape business I would think. Running a Police State of America is hard work, you can't get distracted with silly ideas like flying cars!

They're facing a massive riot staged by everyone who ever lived during the 80's.

But I bet they can rape and murder them all into submission. Because that's the sort of thing that happens in America.
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« Reply #148 on: May 06, 2010, 10:34:41 pm »
Hell, it's what most of us do on the weekend!
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Quote from: Untelligent on November 05, 2010, 11:05:23 pm
Interestingly, Armok's name actually originates from arm_ok, a variable in one of Toady's earlier games that kept track of how many of your arms weren't missing.

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« Reply #149 on: May 06, 2010, 10:35:02 pm »
If nothing else, they better have hoverboards by 2015.
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Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
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