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Antilope

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Urit McHefner.
« on: May 05, 2010, 03:00:13 pm »
Seriously, what are the odds?
Was there are are female revolt during world gen, turning dwarven society into a matriarchy, reducing male dorfs to useful pets? (he's nothing but a fish cleaner).

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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 03:01:43 pm »
Hehe, Urist McPimp maybe. Thank the RNG for this!
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 03:06:25 pm »
Just checked it ingame. Turns out, it's the other way around: all male dwarves and the fish cleaner is the only female. Poor thing.

Probably some issue with therapists.
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 03:12:43 pm »
Urist McGaGa? ???
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 03:16:29 pm »
Urist McLiason cancels Negotiation: can't read p-p-p-okerface.  :-\
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 03:24:44 pm »
Cog                          Deity
Monom Uristakath       Bad Romace
Urist AkathNist           Friend
Morul  Cattencog        Friend


And so on...
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 05:22:40 pm »
So why do they pick the only female to clean the fish?
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2010, 07:17:59 pm »
Better than woodcutting I suppose.
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 11:48:06 pm »
I see what you did there.
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 11:57:42 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 05, 2010, 03:24:44 pm
Cog                          Deity
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2010, 11:59:07 pm »
Damn, lucky guy, kind of like Vault 69 in Fallout.

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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 09:03:09 am »
Quote from: truckman1 on May 05, 2010, 11:59:07 pm
Damn, lucky guy, kind of like Vault 69 in Fallout.

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Lucky? 99 women living in the same space, that's not a recipe for a Lunar Apocalypse or anything.
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2010, 06:04:48 pm »
Clearly, there's something very very wrong with this fortress.

After dealing with dwarf-melting rain that prefered to kill off the few femals that arrived, dorfs prefer to demand "body parts" during their trantrums. Moments of happily slaughtering through the caged away animals later, they still keep demanding and i have no idea what they want.

This resulted in the second beserking dwarf in only 1 and a half year. as my military and weapon production are still in their baby steps, i had to send my soldiers out only armed with training weapons. this resulted in slowly and painfully beating the beserking dwarf to death with wooden stuff in what i can only imagine as a mixture of mony python and benny hill scenery.

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Of course all of this happy clobbering took place in my central shaft, completely crashing the fort's work flow.
And while being beaten to death, he grew attached to a pig tail mitten.
I'm still wondering if it's his own or if it belongs to one of the twelve dwarves around him.
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 06:21:07 pm »
Quote from: AtomicPaperclip on May 05, 2010, 05:22:40 pm
So why do they pick the only female to clean the fish?
Y'know, some humans in The South Deserts say that Urists belong in the kitchen.
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Re: Urit McHefner.
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 08:22:33 pm »
They want turtle shells. However, fishing is probably bugged and the turtles you brought/buy from traders have already been deshelled. So they may be screwed.
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