For ideas that would be awesome to make, but not to use.I would like to think that all modders sometimes have ideas that are just too epic to ever be in DF, because in truth they are just dumb, so we never go to the trouble. But rejoice brothers, we hear your pain! So I figure we need a thread for dumb little mods that don't fit into anything, can't really be used for anything, break the 4th wall COMPLETELY or are fan art of vidjeo games.
So have some fun with making happy jumping mail boxes and the 69,105 christmas tree monsters and post them here. Who knows, if we get enough together we could pull it together into a major mod that would be a HORRIBLY unbalanced and all around enjoyed for the novelty of it.
BUT I must ask for sanity please. I know
a lot all of us here are geeks, but please refrain from posting badass villans from over rated fantasy games.
I shall start the ball rolling.
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