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Author Topic: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!  (Read 47311 times)

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #210 on: May 09, 2010, 09:30:35 am »

As the villager and some friends carry it up the road you head down to the tavern to give the villagers a heads up on the whole Inspector issue and if they could fail to mention steam pumps and mysterious chicken experiments. The innkeeper recites a tale about your uncle and how when the soldiers came looking for him they sent them off into the wrong part of the forest where they were mauled by bears.
You take that as a yes.
We should be good to these villagers. I approve of them.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #211 on: May 09, 2010, 09:31:09 am »

As the villager and some friends carry it up the road you head down to the tavern to give the villagers a heads up on the whole Inspector issue and if they could fail to mention steam pumps and mysterious chicken experiments. The innkeeper recites a tale about your uncle and how when the soldiers came looking for him they sent them off into the wrong part of the forest where they were mauled by bears.
You take that as a yes.
We should be good to these villagers. I approve of them.

Agreed.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #212 on: May 09, 2010, 09:37:37 am »

As the villager and some friends carry it up the road you head down to the tavern to give the villagers a heads up on the whole Inspector issue and if they could fail to mention steam pumps and mysterious chicken experiments. The innkeeper recites a tale about your uncle and how when the soldiers came looking for him they sent them off into the wrong part of the forest where they were mauled by bears.
You take that as a yes.
We should be good to these villagers. I approve of them.

Agreed.
They're dwarfy. WE MUST PROTECT THEM
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #213 on: May 09, 2010, 09:41:32 am »

As the villager and some friends carry it up the road you head down to the tavern to give the villagers a heads up on the whole Inspector issue and if they could fail to mention steam pumps and mysterious chicken experiments. The innkeeper recites a tale about your uncle and how when the soldiers came looking for him they sent them off into the wrong part of the forest where they were mauled by bears.
You take that as a yes.
We should be good to these villagers. I approve of them.

Agreed.
They're dwarfy. WE MUST PROTECT THEM
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #214 on: May 09, 2010, 11:26:05 am »

As the villager and some friends carry it up the road you head down to the tavern to give the villagers a heads up on the whole Inspector issue and if they could fail to mention steam pumps and mysterious chicken experiments. The innkeeper recites a tale about your uncle and how when the soldiers came looking for him they sent them off into the wrong part of the forest where they were mauled by bears.
You take that as a yes.
We should be good to these villagers. I approve of them.

Agreed.
They're dwarfy. WE MUST PROTECT THEM
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I most graciously concur.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #215 on: May 09, 2010, 11:32:12 am »

As the villager and some friends carry it up the road you head down to the tavern to give the villagers a heads up on the whole Inspector issue and if they could fail to mention steam pumps and mysterious chicken experiments. The innkeeper recites a tale about your uncle and how when the soldiers came looking for him they sent them off into the wrong part of the forest where they were mauled by bears.
You take that as a yes.
We should be good to these villagers. I approve of them.

Agreed.
They're dwarfy. WE MUST PROTECT THEM
Fifth'd

I most graciously concur.
Every facet of our collective mind is totally hot for these villagers.

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #216 on: May 09, 2010, 11:39:30 am »

I have a feeling they are somehow related to us (y' know like cousins)
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #217 on: May 09, 2010, 12:11:03 pm »

So it's alright, then?

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #218 on: May 09, 2010, 12:23:47 pm »

AHEM
Before this thread descends into scientistXvillage slash fiction, a moment of your time?
I am not clear on which course of action you wish to take.
Note that just sitting around doing nothing is an option.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #219 on: May 09, 2010, 12:28:20 pm »

If it's not too expensive, buy a large bell and several lengths of rope/string. Hook these up so people who walk along the paths near the house set off a tripwire, which sounds the bell
Take care of the chickens and try to tidy up the house and it's surroundings, learn how to prepare a fine chicken roast for the inspector, we need his friendship
There's not enough time left to build anything big, but planning shouldn't be a problem. Design a robotic arm, to be powered by our steam engine and controlled through a number of levers.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #220 on: May 09, 2010, 12:32:39 pm »

If it's not too expensive, buy a large bell and several lengths of rope/string. Hook these up so people who walk along the paths near the house set off a tripwire, which sounds the bell
Take care of the chickens and try to tidy up the house and it's surroundings, learn how to prepare a fine chicken roast for the inspector, we need his friendship
There's not enough time left to build anything big, but planning shouldn't be a problem. Design a robotic arm, to be powered by our steam engine and controlled through a number of levers.

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #221 on: May 09, 2010, 12:33:44 pm »

If it's not too expensive, buy a large bell and several lengths of rope/string. Hook these up so people who walk along the paths near the house set off a tripwire, which sounds the bell
Take care of the chickens and try to tidy up the house and it's surroundings, learn how to prepare a fine chicken roast for the inspector, we need his friendship
There's not enough time left to build anything big, but planning shouldn't be a problem. Design a robotic arm, to be powered by our steam engine and controlled through a number of levers.
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #222 on: May 09, 2010, 12:42:39 pm »

If it's not too expensive, buy a large bell and several lengths of rope/string. Hook these up so people who walk along the paths near the house set off a tripwire, which sounds the bell
Take care of the chickens and try to tidy up the house and it's surroundings, learn how to prepare a fine chicken roast for the inspector, we need his friendship
There's not enough time left to build anything big, but planning shouldn't be a problem. Design a robotic arm, to be powered by our steam engine and controlled through a number of levers.
Wait a sec, we don't really want a tripwire on our front path. Rig it up to the front gate so it rings a bell in the house when it's opened. Make sure the gate has springs so it automatically closes.

I'm assuming our estate has a fence around its grounds. If not, oh well.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #223 on: May 09, 2010, 12:43:36 pm »

If it's not too expensive, buy a large bell and several lengths of rope/string. Hook these up so people who walk along the paths near the house set off a tripwire, which sounds the bell
Take care of the chickens and try to tidy up the house and it's surroundings, learn how to prepare a fine chicken roast for the inspector, we need his friendship
There's not enough time left to build anything big, but planning shouldn't be a problem. Design a robotic arm, to be powered by our steam engine and controlled through a number of levers.

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #224 on: May 09, 2010, 01:10:41 pm »

If it's not too expensive, buy a large bell and several lengths of rope/string. Hook these up so people who walk along the paths near the house set off a tripwire, which sounds the bell
Take care of the chickens and try to tidy up the house and it's surroundings, learn how to prepare a fine chicken roast for the inspector, we need his friendship
There's not enough time left to build anything big, but planning shouldn't be a problem. Design a robotic arm, to be powered by our steam engine and controlled through a number of levers.
agreed.

The villagers remind me of the residents of Mechanicsburg. They just need a bit of training.
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