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[Demonic Spoon]

Release the chickens into his room...

what?

[Jopax]

Or create a spell we used in the Ultimate handgun of etheric pain(too long?) under his room, modify it so that it lasts the whole night while creating a constant feeling of unease, if he inquires about this phenomenon say that it's probably a ghost, you would have gotten rid of it but you can't do SCIENCE!

[maxicaxi]

Or create a spell we used in the Ultimate handgun of etheric pain(too long?) under his room, modify it so that it lasts the whole night while creating a constant feeling of unease, if he inquires about this phenomenon say that it's probably a ghost, you would have gotten rid of it but you can't do SCIENCE!

thiiiiiiiiiiiiis

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Why do you use so many i's?

Or create a spell we used in the Ultimate handgun of etheric pain(too long?) under his room, modify it so that it lasts the whole night while creating a constant feeling of unease, if he inquires about this phenomenon say that it's probably a ghost, you would have gotten rid of it but you can't do SCIENCE!

Veto. I don't think making an inspector, who is supposed to leave here satisfied that we're not up to anything, feel uneasy about the place is a good idea.

[Digital Hellhound]

Why do you use so many i's?

You haven't followed Elves of Amanereli, have you?

And this game is awesome.

[dragnar]

Or create a spell we used in the Ultimate handgun of etheric pain(too long?) under his room, modify it so that it lasts the whole night while creating a constant feeling of unease, if he inquires about this phenomenon say that it's probably a ghost, you would have gotten rid of it but you can't do SCIENCE!

Veto. I don't think making an inspector, who is supposed to leave here satisfied that we're not up to anything, feel uneasy about the place is a good idea.

Agreed. He is from the institute(presumably of SCIENCE) and would most likely call our bluff. For now, as much as it may pain us, we must refrain from SCIENCE. We will have to make up for this travesty with something really big afterwords.

[maxicaxi]

Why do you use so many i's?

You haven't followed Elves of Amanereli, have you?

its my fault so i broadcast it to the world

[Diablous]

>Knock on his door and ask him if there's anything you can od to make his time more enjoyable.

>Offer to show him the sights of your local area.

>Cook him a lavish dinner

>Ask him if there is any news from the institute

This.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Why do you use so many i's?

You haven't followed Elves of Amanereli, have you?

And this game is awesome.

I do, though I don't get why they use so many i's there either.

[Samthere]

Why do you use so many i's?

You haven't followed Elves of Amanereli, have you?

And this game is awesome.

I do, though I don't get why they use so many i's there either.

Because one person used several i's, then the next person used more, etc. All because of flowers

[Lidhuin]

>Knock on his door and ask him if there's anything you can od to make his time more enjoyable.

>Offer to show him the sights of your local area.

>Cook him a lavish dinner

>Ask him if there is any news from the institute

This.

This as well. If he accepts any trips, take him on ones you know are dangerous and could involve throwing him off a cliff.

Then don't do it.

It'll be diabolically genius to not kill the inspector when we have the chance!

[maxicaxi]

>Knock on his door and ask him if there's anything you can od to make his time more enjoyable.

>Offer to show him the sights of your local area.

>Cook him a lavish dinner

>Ask him if there is any news from the institute

This.

This as well. If he accepts any trips, take him on ones you know are dangerous and could involve throwing him off a cliff.

Then don't do it.

It'll be diabolically genius to not kill the inspector when we have the chance!

this.

[Ottofar]

>Knock on his door and ask him if there's anything you can od to make his time more enjoyable.

>Offer to show him the sights of your local area.

>Cook him a lavish dinner

>Ask him if there is any news from the institute

This.

This as well. If he accepts any trips, take him on ones you know are dangerous and could involve throwing him off a cliff.

Then don't do it.

It'll be diabolically genius to not kill the inspector when we have the chance!

this.

Thiis.

[Demonic Spoon]

Spend a few minutes in pleasant and pointedly POLITE conversation with a chair.

[NUKE9.13]

>Knock on his door and ask him if there's anything you can od to make his time more enjoyable.
>Offer to show him the sights of your local area.
>Cook him a lavish dinner
>Ask him if there is any news from the institute

The next morning you knock on the door of the Inspector's room. You hear some scrambling and furniture being moved, then the Inspector appears at the door, fully dressed. You offer to show him around the local area. No, says he, I must be on my way. Are you sure I cannot prepare a meal for you, you ask; no, says he, I really must be going. Is there any news from the Institute, you ask; oh, yes, says he, plenty.
...
Given the manner in which he said it you decide not to enquire as to what the news is.
You walk him back to the village and very diabolically refrain from tripping him over, beating him with a tree branch, then hiding his corpse in the woods.
When you arrive in the village, the Inspector hops aboard the cart bound for the nearby town without a word of goodbye. Once the cart leaves view you shake your fist at it, but it does not make you feel much better.

At least now you can get back to Science again.


It is 29 days since you returned home. It is early afternoon.

Spoiler: Your Gentlemanly Holdings (click to show/hide)

One (1) fairly dusty old family home in the country
Crappy Forge
Vegetable Patch (growing vegetables)
Chicken Run (contains 6 hens)
Hidden Shack (contains medium Steam Engine, small Pump)
Estates surrounding your dusty old family home (forests and hills)
£175 in cashe
£0 in banke account
Etheric Steamworks Lab:
-Decent Etherical Equipment
-Poor Steamwork Equipment
-Shitty Alchemical Equipment
-Shitty Physical Equipment
Book on Alchemistry
Book on Physics
Tome of Spells
Tome of Etheric Guidelines
Licence to Science

Spoiler: Your Various Things (click to show/hide)

A note on things: Unless otherwise noted, you have enough things to do all small-scale experiments and design prototypes.
Assorted Magical Crystals
Magical Reagents
Silver Wire
Samples of Rare Woods
Rusty Plumbing (Includes pipes, valves, boilers, ect)
Rusty Gears (mechanisms)
A further note on things: Many simple things can be found lying about the house. Your family did not throw things away.

Spoiler: Your Fine Inventions and such (click to show/hide)

Spells:
Local Fertility Boost: common herbs, uncommon herbs, animal sacrifice (>=chicken), 3 hours subtle preparation, 3 hours casting

Potions:
Spontaneously Combusting Goop: common herbs, uncommon herbs, 2 hours subtle preparation.
Beetle Killing Poison: common herbs, uncommon herbs, 3 hours subtle preparation.

Etherical Contraptions:
Unnamed magical 'gun': 1 uncommon gemstone, 1 piece of animal bone, 1 piece of plumbing, 1 gun stock/bits and pieces + 2 hours crafting, 3 hours crafting, 2 hours casting. Fires pain.

Steam Machines:
Medium Steam Engine: 10 pieces of plumbing, 1 boiler, some gears and pistons, 2 square meters of sheet metal, 1 big wheel, 4 days of crafting&forging. Consumes large amounts of coal, provides moderate power.
Small water pump: 25 pieces of plumbing, some gears and pistons, 1 water container, 2 days of crafting&forging. Consumes moderate power, provides moderate water.

Spoiler: Your Many Learnings (click to show/hide)

Etheric Sciences (Lv3)
Steamworks (Lv2)

Spoiler: Your Brilliant Accomplishments (click to show/hide)

Spells cast:
Local Fertility Spell

Contraptions created:
The 'pain gun': Looks like a shoddily-constructed pistol. Fires magical bolts of pain on pulling the trigger.

Machines built:
Medium Steam Engine
Small Water Pump (almost complete)

Mundane Accomplishments:
£100 of Potato Farm
Fireplace Ironwork