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[Nirur Torir]

At the very least we should make a cloak out of the beast's hide before we go.

No, I really think that would be unwise after seeing the effects of the poison. It's not a normal poison.

[NUKE9.13]

At the very least we should make a cloak out of the beast's hide before we go.

No, I really think that would be unwise after seeing the effects of the poison. It's not a normal poison.

We are IMMUNE to poison.
Anyway, we can eat some shrinkpaper+growthbiscuit if we get infected. That will neutralise the poison.

[Samthere]

Besides, it only said there was a problem with drinking it. It's probably only a mild irritant to the skin at worst, and why bother killing an awesome beast if you don't wear its hide?

[GlyphGryph]

You use your swords to cut a section of skin from the beast, and wear the bloody strip of flesh like a cloak.

Your skin is itchy now.

[Ottofar]

Moonwalk to the next room.

[ed boy]

> save game

>browse achievement list

>Enter ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

[Karnewarrior]

> save game

>browse achievement list

>Enter ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

This. Bonus if you use that acheivment generator people were playing with back 'round december.

[Armok]

Player: Ascend.

Dont forget the !!! Now the GM has to make a flash page!

[GlyphGryph]

If I was willing to do animations, I would go back to updating Dwarf Fortress Adventure

You have unlocked the following achievements:
Get Small, Get Big - Shrink and grow again
The Blood of Mine Enemies - Kill a non-combat NPC
The Third Way - Progress through the first challenge without taking either path
Top Hat - Make a cultured friend.

You start to do an odd little dance that involves jumping twice, ducking twice, stepping left right left right, then throwing your hands in the air and doing a spin. Following that, you moonwalk into the next room.

The metal doors is now unlocked. You are now in a hallway. The hallway is long, and you follow it to its end. You take several turns. Finally, you find yourself at an intersection. There are three stone golems. One stands near a passage to the left, one to the right, and a smaller one directly in front of you. He looks at you and says.

"Hi. I stone golem 1. I deliver message. Say to you, you cheat first challenge. Boss fix. Have to do it again if you want get through. He say you know rules, but I should repeat. One guard only tell truth. One guard only lie. One path lead to reward. One path lead to destruction. I not allowed to talk anymore."

[dragnar]

Ask one golem "which way would the other one say we should not go?"

since there is no way it's that easy, this should be an interesting answer.

[Samthere]

Triple-wield stone golems.

Ask one golem "which way would'nt the other one not say we should not go?"

since there is no way it's that easy, this should be an interesting answer.

Confuse them. WITH LOVE.

[Karnewarrior]

PICKAXE

[GlyphGryph]

You walk up to the golem on the left.

Ask one golem "which way would'nt the other one not say we should not go?"

The stone golem looks at you. You aren't sure how a face made of stone manages to look confused.
"Uhhhhhh.... wuuuh?"

You decide, maybe an easier question would be appropriate.

Which way would the other one say we should not go?

The golem still looks very confused. He raises his eyebrows as he looks over your head at the golem guarding the other passage. The other golem shrugs and scratches his head. The left golem turns to you.
"Uhhhh.... yes?"

[GlyphGryph]

Triple-wield stone golems.

You attempt to triple wield the stone golems. Unfortunately, even the smallest proves far too heavy for you to wield, despite extreme effort.

[Nirur Torir]

Ask the following questions to each one: Are you a human? Where does the path behind you lead? Where does this (left) path lead? Where does that (right) path lead?