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[Karnewarrior]

Let's rewind to the point before the gate was opened, while we were against the wall next to it.

First, we pour 1/3 of the fluid on the meat, trying to coat it evenly so some of it will soak into the meat rather then all dripping off.
If the gate is still closed, throw the meat in front of the gate.

This!

[GlyphGryph]

It turns out, that stuff you just thought never actually happened. Which is good, cause it was pretty crazy. And you and your naked self are perfectly sane. So, back to reality.

You dump the bottle of poison all over your meat, and then throw it in front of the gate before flattening yourself against the wall. The beast rushes out, roaring, not noticing the meat at first, but you quickly move into the room and try the door, which is unfortunately locked. Turning, you see the beast slowly advancing, drooling, but he stops shrot as he catches wind of the meat. Leannig forward, he quickly bites it up, then turns towards you and advances again. A few steps in, he begins stumbling and looking very woozy. Weird growths are starting to protrude from its back, and one pops messily, spraying pus and blood everywhere. The creature roars in pain, and charges you.

You duck to the side as he crashes into the wall. You aren't sure how much longer he can last, that poison is obviously pretty potent, but the creature is huge. He is also very much still up and very much still dangerous, even in as much pain as he is in.

[dragnar]

It's huge, we should be able to avoid it by dodging around corners making the tightest turns we can.

[ed boy]

I concur.

[Samthere]

It also doesn't seem to be very steady, so that should make dodging easier.
Swords out, just in case it gets close, to slash at it as we step aside.

[NUKE9.13]

No, dammit!
Have we learnt nothing from our montage/romantic comedy?

stab it in the balls!

[Samthere]

stab it in the balls!

You're right! We must neuter-alise this threat!

[GlyphGryph]

You easily dance around the poisoned creature, stabbing it in its weak places, and it eventually collapses.

A voice announces your victory, and the metal door opens up in back.

"You have proven your combat superiority, and may advance to the third challenge!"

[dragnar]

Player: Ascend.

[ed boy]

>Level up.

[NUKE9.13]

Slice open the beast's guts.
Crawl into the warm interior.
Nap time!

[Samthere]

Player: traAnscend.

Befriend mind worms.
Turn into a planet.

[Nirur Torir]

Let's just go to the newly accessible area.

[Samthere]

Let's just go to the newly accessible area.

At the very least we should make a cloak out of the beast's hide before we go.

[NUKE9.13]

Let's just go to the newly accessible area.

ULTRA WRONG: SO WRONG IT MAY BE RIGHT BUT IS STILL WRONG
This is our ultra-final back-up plan, for if we can find nothing else to do here.