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[Samthere]

Or dramatic boss fight music coming from somewhere, because that might be just as bad.

[dragnar]

Nah, that means it's an overly dramatic boss playing an organ, so we would get the drop on them easy... oh wait, magus had an organ too... but it played itself... Just ensure there's no music. At all.

[GlyphGryph]

There's no music... at first.

As you walk into the circle of lights, the lights behind you begin to out, a beat sounding with each one. As the last one goes out, two flares leap up behind you and the lights steadily flash up in progression around each side of the circle as some dramatic music floods the room.

At the end they meet, and then fade, and the room begins to brighten as the music swells...

[Samthere]

I search for a boombox.

[Karnewarrior]

Ready krap karate

[GlyphGryph]

While you look for a boombox, the music reaches a crescendo and light flares up to reveal a jet black alter at the end of the circle, and behind it a hooded figure wearing a purple robe and an ivory skull-like mask, complete with antlers. He holds a wicked looking dagger against the altar.

You fall into a crappy fake karate pose, and the man speaks, at which point you realize it might also be a woman. You can't tell for sure.

"You have completed the challenges three. Simply place your sacrifice on the altar and utter your wish, and you shall have it.

This is your last choice, and the most important - only one wish shall be granted, and it can not be withdrawn."

[Samthere]

I lay the manwoman upon the altar and say "I wish to be a Pokémon master."

[Karnewarrior]

"I wish... I wish...

I WISH I HAD THREE MORE WISHES!!!"

[Faden]

I choose the creepy person with the mask as my sacrifice.

I want a lifetime supply of the highest quality tea!

[dragnar]

I choose the creepy person with the mask as my sacrifice.

and say "I wish to be a Pokémon master."

[Diablous]

"I wish... I wish...

I WISH I HAD THREE MORE WISHES!!!"

This!

[GlyphGryph]

"Now simply place the rabbit you found earlier on the alter and- ow, what are you - get your hands off me! Hey, no, don't ARGGGHGHHH"

You bring the knife down, saying "I wish... I wish..."

"I wish I had three more wishes!!!"

There's a flash of lighty, briefly illuminating the room - and then... nothing?

Hmm... maybe sacrificing the guy wasn't the best idea. He could have told you what was going on. OR he might have stabbed you. Who knows, right? Either way, its for the best. There's only one thing to do now.

[dragnar]

There's only one thing to do now.

you're absolutely right: Do the mario.

[Samthere]

Swing your arms from side to side.

[Armok]

"I wish I had an infinite supply of wishes!"

"I wish I knew what was going on here!"