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GlyphGryph

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #120 on: May 07, 2010, 10:44:59 am »
You make a bit of your cloak into a hat and offer it to the red golem. He asks why you give him gift.
You tell him it is because you can't help but impressed by his big, strong, sexy, rock-hard muscles. You pose provocatively and lean in close, letting him see underneath your cloak.
You ask him if you can touch his big sexy rock hard muscles.

He looks extraordinarily confused, and is obviously unsure of how to respond.

Also, you're not sure if you're doing this right, but whatever.

You place the hat on his head and press up close to his body. He seems very uncomfortable.

Finally, he can take it no more and takes several steps backwards, continuing to do so whenever you move forward again.
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NUKE9.13

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #121 on: May 07, 2010, 11:12:30 am »
Herd him down the right hand passageway.
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Re: The Choice
« Reply #122 on: May 07, 2010, 12:09:37 pm »
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 07, 2010, 11:12:30 am
Herd Molest him down the right hand passageway.
Fixed.
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Re: The Choice
« Reply #123 on: May 07, 2010, 03:38:24 pm »
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #124 on: May 07, 2010, 05:41:25 pm »
You molest him further down the hall way. After a certain point there is a loud click, and the floor opens up beneath him. He drops into a dip pit, a number of large heavy spikes drop from the ceiling, and then fire shoots from the walls into the pit. The golem seems someone put out by this development.
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Diablous

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #125 on: May 07, 2010, 05:42:19 pm »
He doomed. Or too hurt to do anything now. Now lets molest the other one!
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Quote from: Solifuge
A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

Samthere

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #126 on: May 07, 2010, 05:42:30 pm »
Take a whizz down the pit, then turn back and berate the golems for getting it wrong.
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Re: The Choice
« Reply #127 on: May 07, 2010, 07:18:32 pm »
Scream "I WIN!" and hurtle down the other hallway, barging past the other golem and tripping right before you leave his line of sight. Then spend five minutes clutching your leg and going "Ow..."
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #128 on: May 08, 2010, 01:55:49 am »
Watching.
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Re: The Choice
« Reply #129 on: May 08, 2010, 04:48:20 am »

I LoL'd.
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Karnewarrior

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #130 on: May 08, 2010, 07:48:07 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 07, 2010, 07:18:32 pm
Scream "I WIN!" and hurtle down the other hallway, barging past the other golem and tripping right before you leave his line of sight. Then spend five minutes clutching your leg and going "Ow..."
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Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #131 on: May 09, 2010, 02:39:08 pm »
Dead?
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Samthere

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Re: The Choice
« Reply #132 on: May 09, 2010, 05:38:59 pm »
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
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Re: The Choice
« Reply #133 on: May 10, 2010, 12:53:53 am »
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
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Re: The Choice
« Reply #134 on: May 10, 2010, 01:28:25 am »
Quote from: Samthere on May 09, 2010, 05:38:59 pm
That is not dead which can eternal lie.

What is dead can never die.
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