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[dragnar]

Oh well, so the usual question won't work. Ask both of them "what are you?"

ninja'd...

[Diablous]

Oh well, so the usual question won't work. Ask both of them "what are you?"

ninja'd...

With their brains, who know what answers we'll get.

[dragnar]

Which is exactly why I'm asking. Not to mention, they appear to be too dumb to give us a confusing philosophical answer that could be true of false.

[Diablous]

Or we might get something like " i dunno...hungry..."

[Karnewarrior]

deep.

[GlyphGryph]

"what are you?"

I am spirit of dead man bound to rocks. Thinking hurt hard like this. Not remember all, brain slow.
I am pile of rocks that is made life by magic. Like baby, new, still much need learn.

Ask the following questions to each one: Are you a human? Where does the path behind you lead? Where does this (left) path lead? Where does that (right) path lead?

The golems ask you to wait a while they think of the answers to your questions.
Yes, but stone body, now. Path to left reward. Path to right destruction.
No. I am always been rock. Magic not human. Path to right reward. Path to left destruction.

[NUKE9.13]

Give red golem your growth biscuit.
Give blue golem your shrinking paper.

[Nirur Torir]

Give red golem your growth biscuit.
Give blue golem your shrinking paper.

No, we might still need those.

Ask both golems if they are currently in the form of a golem.

[GlyphGryph]

You attempt to offer the red golem your biscuit. He does not seem interested. Nor does the blue golem seem interested in your shrinking paper.

Ask both golems if they are currently in the form of a golem.

What it look like to you?
Haha, you is dumb dumb
But we have to answer question...
Oh yah. Then yes. Wait. Uh... yes. I think yes?
So, no? No, wait, you wrong. I am yes. You are no.
Sorry. Uh. I say no, then.

[NUKE9.13]

Right then
The path to the right is (according the rules) the path to reward.
So our action is obvious.

Go left!

[Samthere]

Cut off a small strip of the cloak to make into a hat as a gift for the golem.

[Armok]

"Why are you obeying this master? Come with me, and You will be free to pursue your own values! Free yourseves from this opresion, together we can make something better of this wold! Be free! I will help you!"

[NUKE9.13]

Seduce the golems

Do it.

[Vester]

Seduce the golems

Do it.

I support this idea, because there's no way this can end well.

[maxicaxi]

Seduce the golems

Do it.

I support this idea, because there's no way this can end well.

dooooo eet