What race are you?
take this quiz to find out!
1:You are in a forest clearing when you spot a wild horse foal struggling in a trap. What do you do?
-A; Take the foal and turn it into breeding stock for renewable food.
-B; Feed the foal some poison so you can laugh at the trapper later.
-C; Release the foal to be free.
-D;Take the foal and sell the bugger to the next caravan for an extravagant price.
2:A local bully has stolen a pie from the local baker. He is much bigger than you and tells you so every day. What do you do?
-A;Fight him anyway. I can take him.
-B;Slip powdered glass into the pie. What, he's an ass.
-C;Steal the pie back and return it to the baker. It feels good to do right.
-D;Steal the pie, but sell it back to the baker. It feels good to get paid!
3:You are assulted by a man with a knife. He demands the coin you were to spend on a toy for your son. What do you do?
-A;Spit in his face.
-B;take your own knife and cut off his foot at the ankle, then take a fork and stab him until he dies.
-C;Give him the coin. Your son needs a father more than a toy.
-D;Give him the coin, but flip it, and when he looks at it in the air, take his knife and the coin.
4:A child, dressed in rags, limps towards you in the city square, begging for a coin. What do you do?
-A;Give him a copper. You don't need it anyways.
-B;Kick the runt.
-C;Give him everything you have on you. Poor thing.
-D;Hire him to work at your sweat-shop for 2 coppers a day.
5: A old man smacks you with his cane as you pass. What do you do?
-A;If it's a fight he wants, it's a fight he'll get!
-B;I'll kill him later, when I have some spare time.
-C;Just keep walking. He's probably senile, anyway.
-D;Smack him back, but avoid full on conflict. Civil war isn't profitable
If you chose A most often, You are a dwarf!Tough and sturdy as stone, you are blunt, brutal, and emotionally devoid. However, you aren't evil, and will sometimes show compassion to those less fortunate. It's a good-good-evil sort of deal.
If you chose B the most, You're a Goblin!Subtle,cunning, and downright vile, a goblin is willing to kill anyone, anytime, for any reason. You commit unspeakable atrocities without batting an eyelash, save for the tears of laughter running down your face!
If C was your answer, then you're a Elf!Peaceful, stealthy, and only occasionaly cannibalistic, you and your pointy-eared friends find saving others and helping those less fortunate to be the greatest of all pleasures. Everyone likes to be around elves...Sometimes.
If you Chose D for your answer, you must be human!The middle ground, you don't show compassion, but you're not evil either. You will help, if you can do it without many major sacrifices. You are constantly attempting to make a physical or moral profit, and you don't really care who you hurt as long as you make more of that sweet yellow metal. This is the most logical race to be, but is that such a good thing?
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