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Claidheamh Mor

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Win?
« on: May 02, 2010, 04:25:32 pm »

If lose is fun then what is win?
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Kidiri

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Re: Win?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010, 04:27:00 pm »

Impossible. But then again, so's a perpetuum mobile...
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Sometimes, when my Dorfs are exceptionally stupid again, I wonder what exactly the [INTELLIGENT]-tag does.

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Re: Win?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010, 04:28:10 pm »

If lose is fun then what is win?
The equivalent of dividing by zero...

As in, you can't. (Or if you did, the whole universe would implode on itself.)
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Re: Win?
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010, 04:30:56 pm »

Pretty sure it involves mining out the entire world and making a slade spaceship to move on to the next one.
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Re: Win?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010, 04:36:38 pm »

Pretty sure it involves mining out the entire world and making a slade spaceship to move on to the next one.

Powered by a booze/coal-bin rocket, yeah.
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Re: Win?
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2010, 04:41:51 pm »

If losing is fun, then winning is boring. It's really that simple guys!
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Re: Win?
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2010, 04:42:00 pm »

Pretty sure it involves mining out the entire world and making a slade spaceship to move on to the next one.
In 40d, you won when the fortress blasts off to the moon.

But then there was one problem. One guy, who managed to propel a whole mountain to outer space on a booze/magma/adamantine engine, noticed that the multiverse has no moons. Then he took a headon course at the nearest elf retreat and effectively fucked over the world to the point where it needed a regen.
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Re: Win?
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2010, 04:45:19 pm »

I think Retro and Jong managed to win the game...
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Kidiri

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Re: Win?
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2010, 04:47:29 pm »

In 40d, you won when the fortress blasts off to the moon.

But then there was one problem. One guy, who managed to propel a whole mountain to outer space on a booze/magma/adamantine engine, noticed that the multiverse has no moons. Then he took a headon course at the nearest elf retreat and effectively fucked over the world to the point where it needed a regen.
Well that's no fun. He should've turned off cave-ins and built a moon.
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Sometimes, when my Dorfs are exceptionally stupid again, I wonder what exactly the [INTELLIGENT]-tag does.

LordSlowpoke

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Re: Win?
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2010, 04:52:25 pm »

In 40d, you won when the fortress blasts off to the moon.

But then there was one problem. One guy, who managed to propel a whole mountain to outer space on a booze/magma/adamantine engine, noticed that the multiverse has no moons. Then he took a headon course at the nearest elf retreat and effectively fucked over the world to the point where it needed a regen.
Well that's no fun. He should've turned off cave-ins and built a moon.
From what? The mountain had to be hollowed out so they could fly off. You have no idea how much power it takes to force a mountain into orbit - if it was counted in magma Urists, you'd need a region wide embark's worth of it. And that's a lot of magma.
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Re: Win?
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 04:56:54 pm »

Contrary to popular belief, there are in fact several win conditions to dwarf fortress:

Warning: Spoilers here are used to hide end-game related stuff.

1.
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2.
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3. Remove all organisms from the world. This includes all plants, animals, races, and even
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. At the very end you must build a great shrine to armok which must be AT LEAST 500 z-levels high, and it must rain magma and blood from the peak. You must then sacrafice your dwarves, the last organisms in the world, to Armok.
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This guy gets it, the problem with the child torture dungeon is that they weren't set on fire first.

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Re: Win?
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 04:58:45 pm »

2 Is impossible. Adventurers can't build anything.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

zourath

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Re: Win?
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 05:02:41 pm »

In the new version, win involves building three support structure mega projects connected to levers. One built under your dwarves, one under the ocean/aquifers, and one under the magma sea. Then you must mine every single piece of mineable material not contained within the HFS (including channeling any slade and semi-molten rock between the magma ocean and the HFS). Now that the only thing between the HFS, the magma ocean, an aquifer, and your dwarves are three massive support structures, trigger the levers that destroy the structure that holds the magma ocean, followed by the one that holds the normal ocean and aquifer, followed by the one that holds your dwarves. Repeat until you have remade the planet into an unstable cave-in FUN world made entirely out of obsidian, water, magma, and slade.
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LordSlowpoke

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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 05:08:12 pm »

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Delete their entries from the game altogether. Or force them extinct using sheer dwarfpower.
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Christes

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Re: Win?
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2010, 05:16:54 pm »

2 Is impossible. Adventurers can't build anything.

Not yet.
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