Turn 6: a test?
"DIE @#Q$#%$^*%#(@!@#*$Q@#!*ER!"
swipe at the pig. then at the king.
5) SWIPE!!! the pig's out and the king falls to his feet... wow, that was a short turn... <>< random fishy!
+5 swrodsmanship
Inventory: gillfishSome people claim that swordsmen should stick with swords. Not me, however.
It's hammer time. (Against the rider, not the pig.)
6) you whistle for your horse, jump on, and take out your sludge hammer.wielding it with both hands you charge at the king. 2) you swing when the king suddenly falls from his mount and your swing goes right through where his head used to be.
+1 hammering*Thank my little fairy friend and offer her some food.* (or a drop of my blood since that's what fairies eat, based on at least one bizzarre old RTD)
*Nocks and fires once more.* (since the regular bulbins and archers are all gone now I suppose I'll shoot for the war pig, or King Bulbin)
(Oh, and my status should be 5/5 hearts.)
5) you offer your pooped fairy some food that you mysteriously conjuredbut she says that she needs no food. her light energy is just running out with all the reapairs she's had to do on you in the past week... did you seriously need to jump off that cliff? you turn on the foe as she says that injuring or killing monsters will giver her light. you rapidly fire three arrows, hoping it will be mnore accurate than three at a time, though much slower. 6) apparently you're right, all three striking his chest. 2) giving the king three hearts of damage!!
King Bulbin= 4/7 hearts!!! you look to your fairy, and see that she doesn't seem any better. "collect the light." she says in a tiny voice. you look back and suddenly see glowing blue orbs above the king.
+5 achery
Status: Sight of LightIsn't the guy dead?
If he is - Try to grab some phat lewt.
If not - Fix it.
3) you sit down on the grass, wondering what phat lewt is...
Hookshot the king to stun him, then sword him if I can get close.
Too crowded around him to ball and chain.
4) you shoot your shot at the king, but it comes up just too short. instead you go in close for a quick attack. 4) JUMP ATTACK!!! 2) you do massive damage
King Bulbin= 2.5/7 hearts and go for another attack, 4) only grazing him
king bulbin= 2/7 hearts +2 hooking and shotting
+5 swordsmanshipThe king jumps back and smiles, blowing his horn. another pig materializes from black rectangles from the sky. he jumps on it and smiles, making you all feel like this was some sort of a test. he drops more hookshot chain on the ground, a quiver of flaming arrows, an ocarina sond of healing, a flute song of healing, and a boomerang. Toaster takes the chain, paulus the flaming arrows, nirur torir takes the ocarina spell, batista takes the boomerang, and dwarfguy takes the flute spell.
dieeeeee everybody i want in!!!!!!!!!
I can handle six. since I don't want the bad karma, you can come in in... the next turn. IF you specify legitamit items and those above you don't mind
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